Maria 👻

i literally heard your “wooo!” at the end

gang i did the dishes and folded 2 loads of laundry i am on fire

@sailormoonaki.bsky.social and i didn’t crack backs the other day and now i’m suffering

cooked multiple meals, cleaned the kitchen, gardened, did laundry, put away groceries, helped my mom and dad move 2 ac units upstairs, went to the park - today was a DAYYY

this week we’re down almost 3 hours! will i do anything with this information? surely not.

my mental health is directly correlated with my average weekly screen time

didn’t talk my way out of visiting a friend today which resulted in sofia having a great day…talk about pos reinforcement

i forgot this app existed, my b

she really did that

i’m going to scream lol.

like hello??? i worked a full ass day after telling you my job is misery with the federal funding freeze to then immediately drive and get the dog with your child talking NON. STOP.

DON’T ASK ME STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS LIKE “what’s wrong”

Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.

why am i finding out about this now???

like what do you mean the thing i do that i quirkily call ✨razzle dazzle✨is actually masking??????

update pt 2 - turns out i’m like my mother and when i’m mad it turns into, “clean up this mess immediately!!!!” so excuse me as i kms

update - the day isn’t over so who knows; however, it’s possible i was just tired. (read: dramatic)

will today be the day being a mom makes me sob uncontrollably? stay tuned for more!

i’m telling

not you being the cutest

the way i can’t even go to the bathroom without sofia or duck coming to find me

goddddddd i have to go back to work tomorrow? how about death instead?

okay but what if tho

this is my sister @sailormoonaki.bsky.social to a TTTTTTT

“i know you don’t believe in it but diversity does include gender…” 💀💀💀

my best friend loves. this. song. it’s crazy haha

not to be dramatic but episode 8 of Lower Decks was the BEST episode ever

i got two trouffas so i could have over many days :)

being an adult means ordering yourself a piece of cake just because

freshly manicured hand - almond shaped nails with red powder dip polish

oh we are BACK baby