@jparbiter.bsky.social
He/Him/hey you Long time Battletech podcaster, recent Battletech writer. Corporate sellout. Father of two, husband of one. Giant robot enthusiast. Romantically interested in pancakes
occasionally Bryan steps to the side to let others shine. :)
12.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know what you mean.
Ace Darwin believes in you!
Latest issue of #Battletech Shrapnel is up for preorder, featuring the conclusion to my serial novella "Fortune and Glory"
a.co/d/08nnGfmc
it's an unreal feeling, isn't it? keep it up and you could marquee for a whole year!
11.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He danced the Macerana in the 90’s
11.02.2026 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only thing I will say anout Bad Bunny’s performance. The lame white MFer’s who objected to a Spanish performance not being relevant to American culture danced to this in the 90’s
youtu.be/zWaymcVmJ-A?...
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
11.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn it, imma be in Florida!
10.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh hun, we could get rip snorting drunk exchanging stories.
I had to apologize for doing the exact RIGHT thing recently.
What is our stance on Nirvana?
10.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best selling?
10.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s why I hold out hope for Vigilantism
10.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
but Ace speaks French and Farsi.
despite being Lyran he can't speak German, making him the Worst Lyran ever.
I was watching a clip from AEW last year where my favorite gal @nylarosebeast.bsky.social took on Mercedes Mone. Shouting "Have you lost your mind" after the CEO's torando DDT is one of my favorite AEW Moments in the last couple years.
than needs to be a shirt, and a catchphrase.
DON'T JUDGE ME!
For that, don't judge me for that. I have enough conventional perversions that the Mech chud community would leave @einherjarvalk.bsky.social and @swankmotron.com alone for a change
wait wait wait wait. I need some clarification.
Does the Trebuchet launch you from target zone to target zone and you shoot with a rifle? or do you cross country ski while Orcs roll the trebuchet behind you and you launch your nearest disliked relative at targets?
Better motto would be “no job is to small, no payday insufficient.”
Or “boldly embracing mediocrity since 3051”
Or honoring @swankmotron.com “WHO THE EFF IS KATIE FERRARO!?”
Second traunch
10.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mentioned a couple days ago a guy made #Battletech faction logos for most groups, including Ace Darwin.
Flattered, but those mottos don’t fit Ace as I wrote him. Also he os selling shirts, which I do not abide.
Art below
Justice for Milli Vinilli!
09.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ace Darwin approves
07.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saturday Night’s alright for fighting!
Get your #Mechwarrior5 here!
#Mechwarrior5Mercenaries
#Mechwarrior5Clans
#Battletech
youtu.be/PuZpEnViTw4?...
is the Grapefruit spoon in the room with us now?
05.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rhyme a word, ruin a classic...
A Midsummer Night’s Cream
I used to joke there needed to be an Oscar Quality comedic Franklin biopic starring Ron Jeremy…
Then some facts about Ron Jeremy came out
She is still on the wrong side of the Vickie Mendoza line
05.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I first submitted Ace Darwin and the Sidewinder Canyon, soliciting fiction from new writers was new, so the pile of prospects was significantly shorter. I submitted 2 weeks before issue 5 was published, and it made for issue 6 right away. I can’t speak for how long the new prospect line is now
05.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is what happens when media ownership gets involved in the newsroom. there aught to be laws
04.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Proper mottos would be
"Failing Upwards since 3050"
&
"Disrupt, Intercept, Control, Kill" (read that as an acronym.)
