Abel KiltsparJr

🩸 Clan Ventrue Starter Pack
💼 The Masquerade is a business and you are its CEO
💡 Inspiration: Succession × American Psycho
💎 Weakness: can’t drink just any blood, it must be “vintage”
📝 Storyteller Tip: political conflict should /feel/ like combat
👑 Born to rule, cursed to crave

🩸Clan Toreador Starter Pack
🌹The Masquerade is your muse, make it beautiful
💡Inspiration: Interview with the Vampire × Black Swan
💔 Weakness: desire beauty at /any/ price
📝 Storyteller Tip: Let heartbreak be a beautiful trap
🖤You don’t just watch the world, you ache for it

🩸Clan Tremere Starter Pack
📚 Blood + Magic = Trust Issues
💡Inspiration: The Prestige x The Ninth Gate
⚰️Weakness: Stolen blood is risky blood
📝Storyteller Tip: Gatekeep the rituals, make them costly
⛓️Tremere don’t cast spells, they bind debts in vitae

🩸Clan Banu Haqim Starter Pack
🗡️Blood for justice, silence for secrets
💡Inspiration: The Night Manager x Batman (any of them)
⛓️Weakness: That hunger for blood isn't just metaphorical
📝Storyteller tip: Tempt with justice, drown in politics
⚖️The price or justice is /always/ paid in blood

🩸Clan Ministry Starter Pack
🐍Temptation is liberation
💡Inspiration: Eyes Wide Shut x True Detective
⛓️Weakness: The light, it burns us, my precious
📝Storyteller tip: Deals with them should taste of sugar and rot
🖤They don't spread corruption, they reveal and revel in it

🩸Caitiff Starter Pack
❓No clan, no code, no favors owed
💡Inspiration: Breaking Bad × The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
⛓️Weakness: You’re expendable, which makes you dangerous
📝Storyteller Tip: Every NPC should ask: “What /are/ you?”
❌Caitiff are what happen when the system fails

🩸Clan Hecata Starter Pack
⚰️Death is a family business
💡Inspiration: The Others × Six Feet Under
⛓️Weakness: The dead call to you...and sometimes drag you in
📝Storyteller Tip: Ghosts should haunt choices, not just scenes
💀Hecata know death is the most dangerous lover

🩸Clan Gangrel Starter Pack
🌲Loner vibes, calm stare, muddy boots
💡Inspiration: The Witcher × The Revenant
⛓️Weakness: You wear your Beast on your sleeve /and/ face
📝Storyteller Tip: Make the Beast feel /right/
🦇The wild hides even in urban shadows, and it belongs to you

🩸Clan Lasombra Starter Pack
🌒 Power in the shadows, beauty in the void
💡Inspiration: Hannibal × The Crown
⛓️Weakness: Mirrors hate you and the Abyss wants you
📝GM Tip: Let their darkness talk back. Make shadows hungry.
🖤Lasombra don’t cast shadows, they /command/ them

🩸Clan Salubri Starter Pack
👁️Healing, Haunted, Hunted
💡Inspiration: The Green Mile × Apostle
⛓️Weakness: You see too much and the Tremere see you
📝Storyteller: Make mercy costly
💔What if the one Kindred who deserves redemption can’t have it?

🩸Clan Nosferatu Starter Pack
🐀Everyone talks to the rats
💡Inspiration: The Descent × The Wire
⛓️Weakness: Just can't hide that Beast inside
📝Storytellers: Pass notes in class
👀Everyone's watching, but you're watching /them/

You shouldn't care because it might happen to you someday. You should care because it is happening to others RIGHT NOW.

🩸Clan Ravnos Starter Pack
🎭Lies, illusions, and a fast getaway car
💡Inspiration: Now You See Me × Go!
⛓️Weakness: Old curses, new chaos, you burn when you sleep
📝Storytellers: Let karma catch up
😎Ravnos don’t just escape, they rewrite the exit

🩸Clan Malkavian Starter Pack
🪞Truth is a mirror with fangs
💡Inspiration: Mr Robot x Black Mirror
⛓️Weakness: You see things you can't unsee
📝Storytellers: Multiple things happen at once
⚡The mirror crack'd from side to side

A catastrophic explosion at Elon Musk’s Starbase in South Texas. #spaceX #tesla

Viktor's commune but it's actually just his extremely strict no-ugly-villagers-allowed animal crossing island

Though A portal of fire and flame I appear, at the met gala.

Why do electric cars in reverse all sound like the choirs of hell? It cracks me up every time.

Cleanliness of water bottles is very important… stay thirsty ✌🏻

Fuck Harry Potter

Read Rites of the Dragon

Fuck Harry Potter

Read The Book of Nod

"35 lb infused gummy worm that has 90k of thc in it"

Babe, would you still love me if I was a drug worm?

rediscovered how good water is and it's changed my life once again

Does this help

NSFW- Look at this caked up little guy I got out of a gacha machine. It’s actual ceramic!!

The gays that claim trans people can’t be real are wild because there’s no actual evidence for why gay people exist either.

There are a bunch of hypotheses why, but no definitive answer. Your existence can just as easily be questioned as ours.

We’re real because we exist.