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I jack off so violently that I gotta take out my big hoop earrings before I do it

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Today is the 20 year anniversary of the first YouTube upload EVER. "Me at the zoo" now has 355 million views and over 10 million comments 🎂

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I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen

“Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures”

I love the spirit Jeffery

I’m between getting my snooty engineering degree or just being fandom trash really

Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says “YOU LISTENED TO RFK”

💀

Trump Crashed This Tracking plane and boat crashes under Trump's presidency.

They’re calling it the Trump Crash Crisis trumpcrashedthis.com

More of this, America.

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

The holes I punched in the drywall are starting to form a beautiful portrait of you.

connecting the dots is easy when all you need is a straight line.

Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Replaced an old floor jack with a leaky seal with a shiny new one. Not going to lie, I feel pretty.

Average Fortnite lobby rn

#fortnite #hatsunemiku #godzilla

#fortnite

Trump Admin Accused of Using AI to Draft Executive Orders Artifacts in Trump's executive orders have led to speculation that those who penned them might have turned to AI for help.

that didn't take long

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Foreign Jojo artists are finally moving over from Twitter :)

Not enough people are talking about him trying to pwn someone after an apology

Maybe your expertise would be put to better use reporting neo-Nazism parallels with ICE raids in major cities than exposing little fish, recruiting accounts online

Steven forgot that real anti-nazism took the form of punching people in the street, not shilling online and in columns with your degree

Bro turned around the pulled the exact salute as Mussolini right after, what is there to be skeptical about?

I have no idea why they content blocked that last part, that is the tamest shit I’ve ever said

I know it hurts to be looking for fic and it’s not really inclusive to you. But that’s the value in actually learning the skill yourself. It’s the same way you wouldn’t get upset over some selfship art because the self-insert being shipped didn’t look like you. You have to make it yourself

So many people expect writers to pander to everyone when it’s just their hobby. So many plot points can be made more nuanced if you delved into the character’s individual identity, but you have to cater to everyone, and catering to everyone means Bella Swaning Y/N to where it’s not even a character