Ravens fans must be feeling it rn. I, as a native Houstonian, understand. #HoustonFanProbz

a bald man with glasses is sitting in front of a leather couch and says this was supposed to be the summer of gaming ALT: a bald man with glasses is sitting in front of a leather couch and says this was supposed to be the summer of gaming

NGL, Jason Alexander and the Astros had me worried there in the 5th today.

OK. Baseball is stupid.

Yikes, Yanier!

I guess... #Astros

What if we just skipped the 1st inning all together? #Astros

#ALTUBAE 🥰

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So sad to hear about this:
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As much as I'm enjoying this, we all know the truth.

Astros Astros
scoring 🤝 scoring
a shit ton no runs
one game next game

#HoustonFanProbz

Astros are celebrating the 4th of July by scoring 1776 runs.

Um, what the what, #Astros

Ughhhhh. #America

#ALTUBAE 🥰

What is it with Rockies relievers hitting our players? Sheesh.

Gary Bettman looks like Al Michaels older less interesting brother

Cheese wife’s table

Wooooo! #Astros

Cam Smiffffff!

#ALTUBAE 😍

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Ugh, KD?!? Really? It feels the same as when we traded away DHop. Es no bueno. #HoustonFanProbz

I can't believe I got back on social media for this bullshit. #HoustonFanProbz

Ughhhhhhh #Asstros

I picked the worst time to hop back into the Astros bandwagon. This is so poop.

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Lol, you're so cute when you're excited!!

Thanks! I think I'm going to start slow. I just realized I missed #AstrosAfterDark during this stretch of west coast games. Enjoy the mudbugs!

Not sure I'm ready for this again, tbh, but fucking hell *gestures about broadly*