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If you really want something to scare the shit out of you watch A House of Dynamite

28.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That storm is about to whip all those places the Beach Boys sang about in Kokomo’s ass

28.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh. I’m don’t think I’ve ever seen a more godawful uni. Ain’t no way fans are buying this merch

27.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, Weapons was a motion picture that was released in 2025. And that’s all I have to say about that

27.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this what the Astros’ opponents felt like when they weren’t fielding a competitive team?

26.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This looks disgusting.
10/10 would try

26.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sure, but I’ve seen it happen before

26.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am

26.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can win a Super Bowl with an elite defense and a so so offense.
Just sayin’

26.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#LoveWins🌈

26.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope Skattebo doesn’t turn out to be a problematic white guy. I like him

26.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it’s getting tougher and tougher to differentiate AI from real video, but the public doesn’t have a massive intelligence complex to find out for us. Either he was briefed on it and lied or he didn’t care to be briefed on it so he can continue to say he doesn’t know things

25.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Me deciding to join the New Texian Army or the invading Canadian Armed Forces

25.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Canada might annex us

25.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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25.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One of you bald guys needs to let Springer borrow one of those special razors to shave your head.
It’s time, Gerorge

25.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ll never catch up with those goalposts. Better not to try

25.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I honestly think John Smoltz is seated backwards in the booth and commenting on a wall

25.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like those “I debated 25 whatevers” videos. At some point you have to realize that they’re arguing in bad faith and the whole thing is a pointless waste of time

24.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally living for years in Needville pays off

24.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue Jays don’t travel in flocks, Fox graphics department

24.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are they for reeeeeaaal??

24.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another False Flagg in Dallas

23.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mormons have hated boats since the Jaredite barges were debunked

23.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At some point, Wemby’s legs have to snap like you’re breaking down tinder wood at a camp fire, right?
Manute Bol had more meat on his bones

23.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫡

23.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s only our second year in the SEC but I’m sometimes still taken aback how crazy y’all are. Even after watching it from a distance for years

23.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think a main reason some people are insisting that the protesters are paid is because they can’t understand doing anything that doesn’t directly affect them without a reward.
It’s a lack of empathy and a sign of selfishness

23.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arrested for reading a book in a crosswalk

20.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you tell Danny Ocean that you stole priceless artifacts from the most famous museum in the world using less than $200 worth of products at Home Depot

20.10.2025 04:31 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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