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How do you call it Hoot and not even mention Hootie and the Blowfish smh

Saw Ohio vanity plate “OWL CITY” parked in my neighborhood the other day

The Guardians’ starting line up + pitcher tonight included only one player over 6 feet tall - at 6’1” - and I don’t know how to figure it out but I can’t imagine this sort of thing has happened all that often since like 1993

The Israeli "art student" mystery - Salon.com For almost two years, hundreds of young Israelis falsely claiming to be art students haunted federal offices -- in particular, the DEA. No one knows why -- and no one seems to want to find out.

Recently re-read this and I think about half of it is stuff you’re not allowed to say anymore.

www.salon.com/2002/05/07/s...

“Left fielder Will Wilson” has a nice ring to it

A couple weeks ago it all of a sudden became uncomfortable to read with my glasses on so I went to the eye doctor today only to find out that my eyes have just gone old person mode

Pat McAfee and Shane Gilman(sp?) are two guys I find absolutely repulsive to look at and yet they’re on tv like all the time?

The two closest to mine that I’ve actually heard of are Kellen Winslow II and Delonte West 😭😭

Am I supposed to know what Jubilee is

Everyone seems to think the way he’s written/spoken in his twitter-to-president era is how he always was but I don’t know if that’s true? Also I’m trying not to care but 😣

Wonder if I’ll ever change my 86 reused passwords that could put my security at risk

He also rode a penny-farthing, so

Growing up we had a family friend who, after you picked up and said “hello,” would say “Greetings!” and then wait for you to say something even though you’d already done your part??

Was recently at a restaurant where they were playing an aughts millennialcore playlist and whoever had the aux skipped in the middle of “The Rat” only to let “Hang Me Out to Dry” play all the way through??

The New Reich Times

Let’s get this #trending

She knows exactly what she’s doing. You’re all marks.

I know it’s annoying when Libs say it about Trump but we really need to start getting the idea that whatever braindead bullshit the pundit class is spouting is the biggest distraction there is

her evangelic ass is not a gun 😭

Bradgley

The face of a 2 time lizard murderer

“Those who suffer from conspiracy phobia are fond of saying: ‘Do you actually think there’s a group of people sitting around in a room plotting things?’ For some reason that image is assumed to be so patently absurd as to invite only disclaimers. But where else would people of power get together – on park benches or carousels?”

Wish I’d turned up this Michael Parenti quote before hitting publish yesterday

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Seasoned food 😋 The power it has! The cultural significance it has! The flavor it has! The range it has!

Are you freakin kidding me

zoomers should get really into toad the wet sprocket

In 30 years people will be waxing nostalgic like this about the Jardiance musical

Hospital chaplain led off today’s “reflection” email with a quote from Henry Rollins

Screenshot of posts about how the golden oldies bands Pulp and Stereolab both use AI in their new music videos

If my experience at work is any indication, the 50+ demographic is by far the most obsessed with AI

I’ve both worked in a factory and lived in a rural town which is why I’m so alpha and irresistible to women