once we’re through Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day, we’re allowed to move onto the final Holiday Season of the year - (listening to A Long December by The Counting Crows)

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Teenage me screaming "IMA FIGHTA MAN TONIGHT" in my bedroom is feelin' pretty vindicated right now.

Chopped off almost a foot of hair and got some bangs, you know, as a little treat. Looking forward to regretting that in a month.

ope sorry pal

But hey, I got to put👏a👏bird👏on👏it (my car)

DMV agent filled out my form incorrectly, not looking forward to untangling that mess, but at least it wasn't a $2k error like last time.

Remember that scene in the video game Amazon Trail where you get forced into trading with Lope de Aguirre (read: giving him items) until you run out, unless you trick him into eating poison?

why do I have all of this. where did it come from. do I even still want it. life's great mysteries.

the process of moving is really the unwanted knowledge of how many entities have your address and how much shit you possess

Being more of an adult this morning in my commentary:
When I was working in electronics manufacturing these videos explained mistakes I never thought of as a young engineer. You really don't know what you don't know and in these environments, lacking that foresight can be dangerous.

Google dashboard entry: CSB closure proposed Chemical Safety Board faces elimination under the White House budget proposal

if my tax dollars can't give me the screaming safety eagle, I don't know why we bother with society.

eat shit nerd

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can't wait to hear it from the sephora in kohls