The Count Of North Clifton #MDANT

Partygoers are pushing for clubs to offer free water: ‘It costs as much as a beer’ New York venues aren’t required to give out water – but nightlife workers say it could make the difference between a safe evening out and an ER visit

A discussion as old as the hills.
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Had some of this last night; absolutely revolting

Well written stuff

He was so uselessly offensive in my mind and to completely forget him is insane. But this is brilliant!

Funny I’d forgotten about this chucklehead. Glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves

Cheese Dreams Please

In an effort to avoid all the hideous stuff which lies ahead I'm putting my chips on Cheese bringing me out of it all. Cheese dreams would be nice would I be able to sleep properly, which I can't at the moment. Too many things spinning round in my head, its like the Faraway…

Friday Fictioneers: Brown all the Time

Rochelle, it's been a while. Selling my Mums house, having a best mate being diagnosed with a terrible shit of a disease and Mrs T being away in Australia have led to a certain mental malaise descending over the Count like a blanket of despair. But the only…

@6music.bsky.social you’re smashing it tonight

Just posted a bin related issue too. Coincidence?

Odd sock purge, I feel glorious

Make this 'man' famous. William Bethell, Holderness Huntsman addresses a HWP volunteer as “Mr Golliwog"

Video: Hull Wildlife Protectors

B&W Tuesday: ****ing Solicitors

Buying and selling a house for your mother is a fucking nightmare and my once clear greenhouse of a head probably looks a little like this at the moment, the flowers dead, weeds proliferating, smashed and shredded but still there; just needs some reglazing and a bit…

Keep Buggering On; we all must.

For those of you worried, concerned and irritated by my absence, or none of those, fear not; I return with tales you wouldn't believe and I am definitely NOT Shutting Down, there's been an awful lot going on recently and I have flirted with pulling the plug on this…

Just fixed the dishwasher by cleaning it inside. Who’d have thought?

I love my daughter!

It’s because Sainsbury’s are under strict instructions to fuck all mince pies until the Christmas season, namely December

B&W Tuesday: Look around you

Its not my photo, it is my opinion, but sadly this is where we are

My dad used to say he’d Marmalise me if I acted up, I still use it

It’s a flying cat

Fair enough, plus Sarah Harding died too, sad stories

YouTube video by GirlsAloudVEVO Girls Aloud - The Promise (Official Music Video)

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Haven’t seen the third ep yet, but no girls aloud??!!! What??!!!

You should check out Anna von Hausswolff’ new record. Stunning.

Water, water everywhere.

Evening folks, first time doing Water, Water everywhere plenty of water here, but not everywhere, hope I haven't broken any rules. Soundtracked by Eno as I write.

Corporate Gastric Band

I walked back to the facility with my overalls stained and greasy; well I had to look as if i'd been working. They're paying me the medium beans for this charade, so I may as well play the game. Fancy working for a government and just pretending since covid. Don't get me…

Just read in the @theguardian.com that he’s going to copy the Arc du Triomphe Accross the river from the Lincoln memorial and call it the Arc de Trump. He has absolutely zero class or original thought in his head.

I heard that advert on the radio yesterday, no context, no idea the heroes chocolates were dressed as queen. I didn’t understand so ignored it hoping it would go away.

Take Away His Key.

One thing I'm learning is how far behind the British Public view are the politicians and the royal family. If it stinks like shit it probably and invariably is, shit. The lack of backbone of interviewees asked about what to do with a suspected abuser of women is stark. They…