Cliff Schaffer

Hey, ladies, what have I been telling you about us codgers? Step right up for the good loving.

Today I will encounter at least five articles about a wonderful new battery breakthrough that will revolutionize everything. Revolution five times over.
At the end of each will be some bullshit about how we need to help the environment, etc., etc., Same bullshit in every article.

But he grew out of the slavery, rape, and fart jokes. "Poopoo" and "kaka" are no longer funny.

Right?

"Congress can stop this. "

Santa Claus can, too, and he is coming soon.
Holding my breath.

Chris, take the One Question IQ Test:

When did you first figure out that Trump was bad news?

Sorry, I skipped past most of them and spent my time listening to Johnny B. Goode.

We always need more enemies, Ben. Your day is coming soon.

Here is the problem. Hate is more fun than music and lasts longer.

True internet story.

We should have an official organization to give out badges so we will able to recognize you when we meet you.

Refer to my previous One Question IQ Test.
I have a serious problem with handing anything sharp to people who failed the test at any point.

Maybe you have a friend who says, "I am sorry I voted for the Nazis."
Thanks, but where do we go from here?

Tell him the folks in the neighborhood would like to arrange a community meeting to thank him for this thoughtful concern.

The idiocy is the selling point. Rogan gullibly buys every ancient alien theory put in front of him. Truth is boring. Bullshit can take you anywhere.
If someone wants to compete they need to recognize the product. I can't do comic books as well as Stan Lee. I need a Plan B.

The One Question IQ Test:
When did you first figure out that Trump was bad news?

The crime rate for licensed concealed carry holders is practically nonexistent.

Sounds good. I am pretty stressed. What flavors do you have?

YouTube video by Clint clinton DMSO - Dr Jacob on 60 Minutes

I have seen bigger and worse bruises than that disappear in an hour. Really.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEt...

Then someone would write an AI to remove it. Easy stuff.

The problem is that lots of people (perhaps a third) actively prefer bullshit to truth. Truth is boring and hard to learn. Bullshit can take you anywhere.

You might guess how such people describe their political views.

Xanax works so much better when you are paid to take it.

I had better informed friends when I was 8 years old playing Army.

This will be known as the meeting where the American Schutzstaffel was formed.

Reminds me of Hungary, 1956.

Did it ever occur to you that you might in one really long, highly extended New Yorker cartoon?

Then question I asked just after the election.
What happens if he makes the media companies an offer they can't refuse?

I remember waking up in winter in Syracuse New York and looking outside to see huge piles of snow. All the snow was black, covered in coal dust.

Listen to the isolated vocal track. Nancy Sinatra had a range of one note.

Watch for him to want his own royal coach with more gold.

First thing you need to do:
Read The Consumers Union Report on Licit and Illicit Drugs. It is online.
We know exactly when and how this problem got started. If you haven't read it you should remain silent on this topic until you do.

I am sorry I promoted wholesale slaughter.

Are we good now?

You can solve every social problem if you just kill enough people. Homelessness, drug abuse, crime, the list goes on.