Jeremy Bushey

You can't make this shit up if you tried. At what point does satire just cease to exist?

At what point does satire just cease to exist? 😩

Zach Bryan just broke the record for largest ticketed concert audience in U.S. history.

Dumb motherfucker. Everyone knows tarriffs go in a coffee can stashed in the pantry.

Everytime Trump speaks feels like an audition for the insane asylum.

😩

Folks need to understand that when Trump says blue cities are burning down his supporters believe it cause that’s what Fox has been telling them for years, and no objective reality can penetrate that bubble. Otoh most normal people think that kind of talk is bonkers.

Someone please find the antidote to stupid before it's too late

"For I was hungry and you gave me the finger."

- Trump Bible verse

Gosh, maybe if these toxic know-it-all bros had taken the time to educate themselves on Trump & his positions before they endorsed him, this wouldn’t be happening now.

stephen miller was not bullied nearly enough in high school

In sum, the President is certainly entitled "a great level of deference," Newsom II, 141 F.4th at 1048, in his determination that he "is unable with the regular forces to execute the laws of the United States." 10 U.S.C. § 12406(3). But "a great level of deference" is not equivalent to ignoring the facts on the ground. As the Ninth Circuit articulated, courts must "review the President's determination to ensure that it reflects a colorable assessment of the facts and law PAGE 22 - OPINION AND ORDER Case 3:25-cv-01756-IM Document 56 Filed 10/04/25 Page 23 of 31 within a 'range of honest judgment.'" Id. at 1051 (quoting Sterling, 278 U.S. at 399). Here, this Court concludes that the President did not have a "colorable basis" to invoke § 12406(3) to federalize the National Guard because the situation on the ground belied an inability of federal law enforcement officers to execute federal law. Id. at 1051-52. The President's determination was simply untethered to the facts. c. Whether there is a Rebellion or Danger of Rebellion Defendants also aroue that the Sentember 28 2025 federalization order is authorized

If a federal judge, appointed by Trump, can call him “simply untethered to facts,” our White House press corps can as well.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Covfefe

If I had a time machine, I'd travel to Trump's childhood and humble him by kicking his fucking ass all over the place.

Of fucking course. 🙄

No US jobs report released today because of the government shutdown. Big relief for Trump as there’s a good chance it would have shown the #TrumpSlump accelerating.

Good stuff. I love the beer goggles shot, 🤣!

GO CUBS GO!

Does this include black farmers, too, or is that illegal DEI?

(I think we all know that answer)

Will this include black farmers, too, or is that illegal DEI?

I believe we know the answer.

The lucky ones

I disagree with Trump 300% of the time, so I guess I'm now the enemy within. 🙄

One thing I took away from Trump's speech is that the dumbest motherfucker in the history of mankind is President of the United States.

RFK, probably: Black lung was a hoax

Trump admin puts $625M toward keeping coal plants open, lower energy costs Energy Secretary Christopher Wright announced $625 million in coal funding, including $350 million for plant modernization and power capacity improvements.

Let me guess, black lung was just a hoax perpetrated by the fake news. 😵‍💫

AI image of a maga farmer

There's no market for my crop this year, and it may cost me the farm. But who cares since Daddy Trump has 24 karat gold everything and a new grand ballroom being built!!🤠

"Show him a gutter and he crawled right into it" might be my favorite line from the @kamalaharris.com book.

Going to turn the generals and admirals into propaganda content.