Typically Ambivalent #247,735

Apparently it’s a M:TG joke

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1865 also includes things like the Spanish War and Desert Storm?

Storm sewers or septic sewers?

It’s a…fascinating artifact.

I’ve only ever found the edited version tbh

You should know that if you’re a foot or two in I front of me, I can’t see you from my normal head position.

I was walking by customer service and saw someone returning it and just followed it around lol

Yes.

Switch 2 in a Target bag.

UPDATE

Specifically, short enough to fit in the gap in my lower peripheral vision and make you a hazard to navigation, which translates to roughly 4’10”

You have to be very short for me to even notice you’re short

Surprise!

I…what?

I’m that, only reversed

It’s right in the name

This is a joke, but I am in fact fascinated with the idea of meeting a woman who is taller than I am.

Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Me setting my minimum desired height to female 77”

Uh

“Joey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”

Girls are fighting? More like assholes, amirite

Eh? Some.

I mean, there was some, yes.

El oh el

Bacon Sandwiches, man

Does he…does he think democrats are somehow preventing the release?

“Maybe”

I mean, I’m on the Nintendo Direct waiting list as well, so probably.

*sad trombone*

Brb