Daniel Gregory

Just pepper spraying a few Hispanic kids here in the States should do the trick.

Megyn has three children. I wonder how she would feel about well-connected men in their 40s and 50s taking a “special” interest in her teenage kids.

It’s just a little health care. How much could it cost, Stephen? Ten dollars?

You can actually hear Stephen Miller crossing his arms and stamping his feet in these canned talking points.

Is Donald Trump’s Andrew Cuomo endorsement Zohran Mamdani’s ”Dean Scream”?

Is Trump cratering with independents Biden’s Scooter Libby?

Sickens me to think that there’s a timeline where he’s just Northeast Jerry Jones.

Does this mean no Simms on Wednesday

Wild wild west

Is Tucker Carlson’s Nick Fuentes interview Biden’s Fallujah?

a dog wearing an oxygen mask is laying on a couch with a stuffed duck ALT: a dog wearing an oxygen mask is laying on a couch with a stuffed duck

kirk’s dog after seeing them daisy dukes

I was 22 when I-then a mere hot dog shop employee in North Carolina—prepared a custom hot dog, far off from anything we offered on the menu, for none other than Brad Daugherty.

Good news! The AMA has officially replaced the Hippocratic oath, which had gone woke, with some stupid shit meme your weird aunt posted on Facebook in 2018.

Everyone has a big butt.

Mariners? Never heard of them.

As a third level poop vendor, I’m reading this through tears.

No to mention that our journalists are so cowed and useless that we have to get this news from the creator of Family Guy. Sad!

The fightin‘ floatin‘ heads of Coral Gables.

I used to work at Melbourne’s mud bucket museum. I hope the other buckets of mud are okay.

I don’t see a woman who needs fixing. I see one who needs celebrating.

Congratulations to Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin and starting quarterback Robert F Kennedy Jr on their AFC North title.

I’m tired
So tired
So tired of
Pissing my pants

In a touching tribute to his time with the Angels, Ohtani hits a 2 run home run to cut the lead to 7.

Well

Even in this horrible age of corruption and incompetence, it shocks to see cinema’s Deuce Bigelow debase himself like that.

Throw in one of those hash brown patties and a Perfect Strangers marathon and this is the recipe for a perfect tomorrow morning.

A lot of people are saying it. I don’t know, but they’re saying it. And they’re saying it very strongly.