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@kelzo.bsky.social

im kelzo literally use any pronouns u want for me

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the vids themselves are well made and very cute but as asmr they dont do much for me

14.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truthnado tbh

14.02.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

finding out that david ayer wrote and directed bright is like reading mein kampf and then independently from that learning that hitler wrote it

14.02.2026 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s what the top of the toilet paper dispenser is for you fucking maniac jesus christ they canโ€™t even do drugs right

13.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

oh, legally. who gives a shit lmao

13.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youve been able to do this since the movie came out if you're not a chump

13.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People saying the PS3 can rest now
NO IT CAN'T. Drakengard 3 and infamous 1 & 2 gotta be freed still

13.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fixed that for you ๐Ÿ˜…

13.02.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Serra from of the Devil sits curled up looking up at Morgan in a blue corner. text on the side reads "of the devil episode 1 \\ his due - Happy one year anniversary!"

Serra from of the Devil sits curled up looking up at Morgan in a blue corner. text on the side reads "of the devil episode 1 \\ his due - Happy one year anniversary!"

February 6th marks one year since the release of Episode 1.

Since then, of the Devil has garnered nearly 2000 positive Steam reviews, making our debut commercial title one of the best received games to come out on Steam in 2025.

Thank you all for playing.

10.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 894    ๐Ÿ” 311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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stolen,

13.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oooh look at me im so nice and care abt all my friends

13.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something Something
Miriel sticker :3?

13.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 275    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahhh i see, i rly hope mina does well then, im excited for it and it'd be a shame to see a studio like yacht club shut down

13.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately i am not able to read this i am locked behind a paywall lmao

13.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bloomberg report?

13.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Queer Games Bundle is ending When I set out to make the Queer Games Bundle in 2021, I wanted to get revenge on a world where $200 usd could mean the difference between fucking up your life or being okay. I just wanted people to b...

The Queer Games Bundle is officially disbanding. There will not be another bundle this year. Thank you for your support over the years.

Please continue to help each other. A community can only exist if it helps each other survive in a meaningful way.

Read our final statements here:

12.02.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 331    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

โ€œThe greatest artists alive right now are probably not making art, because theyโ€™re too busy worrying about where theyโ€™ll get their next meal or sleep tonight.โ€

One of my favorite games bundles.
Please find a way to support your fave queer artists. โค๏ธ

13.02.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks gianni. ive been working hard on the next gears of war and as the sole developer ill be sure u get the very first copy of it to have sex with.

13.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

once u have enough sex u can prestige and get ur virginity back but u get to keep all ur skills

13.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

13.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11107    ๐Ÿ” 4541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 166    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94
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13.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one joke ill never get sick of is calling kermit a lizard, specifically tea lizard and in reference to "she does not leave the lizard alone, i hate her with my life"

13.02.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

someone got rly mad at me once in a vc bc i "spoiled" it and its like is it rly my fault that u didnt do the required reading. all i said was some stuff that happens in an almost 40 year old game

13.02.2026 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sonic heroes remake where one member from each team gets a new special ability only for them. tails makes gadgets, vector does taxes, etc.

13.02.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought this was deep rock galactic for a sec

13.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Terry Pratchett died it struck me that our door to the world inside his mind was forever closed. Other people could write Discworld books of course, but they would be their own interpretation - not bad but inherently different. I realised each human mind is a unique, limited resource

13.02.2026 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1979    ๐Ÿ” 569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

resident evil save room theme

13.02.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i just found out warframe is coming to android and i looked at my ayn thor like this

13.02.2026 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if instead of lies he said nothing but limes

13.02.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't u know

13.02.2026 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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