kelzo

with ur lips, probably

u would know considering what we did yesterday...

now replace inch with kisses

it's in demand

she's blue for an incredible reason

what does it sound like

i love that i somehow have no recorded activity for undertale

Doorstuck doodles

didnt even do the typing quirk u hate my ass

ur okay now

just went to wayneradiotv's house for rtvscon. there were so few people there and all the soda was flat and they were playing pin the tail on the dolby which is such a terrible thing to do to such a big white rabbit! i dont think ill be coming back next year.

pokemon is 4 years older than me inappropriate age gap

focus, p

u said u hated mine

sounds a lot more foreboding and wise than 4 months ago

dont let her boobs distract u

like stone with a chisel and hammer?

how do u clock out

ohhh i see
yeah im pretty good at that

thank u, wdym by whimsy

id like to be told something beautiful and true before going to bed, please

theres just too much cussing

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

i thought we were done with kanye :/

checking in on r/ambien

Photo of a stroller modeled after the slime monsters from the Dragon Quest series for sale at Yodobashi Camera in the video game section. It's big, blue, round, and is wearing a stupid face on its face. It's small so probably for a pet instead of a baby.

slime perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly. no problems ever in slimme because goo Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Aslime yes a place for a baby put baby in slime can trust slime for giveing goo love to baby. friend slime

we are LIVE. it’s time. Let’s get fucking Rich Guaranteed.

twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

this time we tricked everybody who though they were watching bender's big score into watching the speedy dub of broly. i wish i got a recording of everyone screaming at me for this one because it was seriously like four minutes of the loudest i've ever heard people yell

the most important tip: always flip a lucky

i’m nudging this up again because my job hunt is not having much success so far and i’m getting low on cash

it’s not urgent right now but i’d really appreciate the support. if you would rather send it to my paypal just dm me