Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something

Raw carrots absolutely rule.

proceed with caution when blow-drying your mithra (she might become a hrothgar)

instructions unclear, can only offer trenchant bon mots

*slaps roof of car* This bad girl can fit so many cars inside her.

It helps when you realize that the desirable use case of a flying car is when no one else has a flying car.

Horses turn grass into more horse and it turns out that on places with soil that can grow grass but no deposits of oil that's actually pretty efficient.

"Mulder you are literally reading me the Wikipedia page on this, I'm looking at it on my phone."

Me sometimes

There's no way to make sex not sound kinda silly.

But there are definitely degrees.

A bully believes that kindness is weakness. A fool believes that bullying is strength. A true warrior knows that a bully is weak, and that compassion and kindness are strengths they could never comprehend.

I think a real problem in this world is a lack of posting bushido. You can go to war with the mods, with the big accounts, hell with the government itself on X the Everything Site, sometimes it is the honorable thing to do. But you should have your death poem written.

I still haven't watched any of Buffy and I increasingly do not feel remotely bad about that.

There is not an AI-generated actress that will be put forth for parts, much less cast in them. The goal was not to create that; the goal was to get people to act like this was a real thing that could theoretically win an award. The outrage is the point.

To be clear, Ellie is right; this is functionally the same as that time Uber claimed "well, instead of paying our drivers we'll just create a fleet of self-driving cars." This isn't real. It's a lie meant to make people take the lie seriously, but it's not actually a thing that's meant to do more.

I would go so far as to say that while there may be reasons, as they aren't reversible elements, you have to deal with them as they presently act upon the world rather than wondering overmuch what caused them to be morally broken.

Can You Beat Final Fantasy VI Without Wanting To Fuck The Train?

she judged my left wing until i radicaled

Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel

If you're having computer problems, just install Linux! It'll make your previous computer problems seem like no big deal.

A tungsten cube for a snack? In this economy?

Battlefield motto: Остановитесь, бросьте, расстреляйте их, откройте магазин.

The most prosperous country in the world should not have "fuck it we ball" as our basic tenet for the strongest military force in the world.

Choo-Choo The Herky Jerky Insurrectionist

I AM BEING PERSONALLY ATTACKED

I have had exactly one "I will probably get kicked for saying this" rant and I left immediately after saying it, which I was planning to do anyway. I knew where the bridge was and how flammable it was.

Yet people are intensely attached to the creature, making extensive memes about it, videos calling it "my child," and otherwise forming a strong protective relationship to something that is, in the context of ludic interactions, no different from pressing a button on an elevator.

You can swing at the Bell Beast with your weapon and it will not be harmed. You simply call for it and it will take you wherever you want, even back and forth dozens of times. You can wake it from sleep whenever you want and never need to be concerned about its feelings or how you treat it.

The funny thing about this is that the parasocial relationships run in both directions - look at the way people talk about the Bell Beast in Silksong, a creature you literally fight to gain the service of, and after that point there is literally no form of interaction with it beyond service.