Days like today are fun because that’s when you find out who in your friend group thinks they could successfully live on the run.
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Sounds like someone was jealous of that turkey…
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How did y’all think Santa could afford that commute?
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Adultery is no longer a crime in New York.
Fortunately, arson still is.
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I guess it has apeel
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Maybe his daytime talk show host will kick in.
“YOU GET HEALTHCARE. AND YOU GET HEALTHCARE.”
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At least until they run out of fuel.
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uck it up!
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I thought long and hard about what my first post on this app was going to be. I guess I was just paranoid that I was going to f
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