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@amyjded.bsky.social

Well-meaning dork

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I love how cats want to cuddle at the end of the day πŸ’•

22.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well of COURSE they are. Next up: benzene in breakfast cereal!

21.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope there is a Hell for him. And I hope they’re building a ballroom just for him as well.

21.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s be kind and give them two foil blankets each.

21.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK-ING YUM!

21.02.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She looks as fucking fed up as she had every right to be.

21.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He would have done it himself but… tiny hands. And the makeup would have given him away.

21.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! How does it feel to see the first box?

21.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl thank you. You had no idea how much I needed to see this πŸ™‚

21.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The sentence they do understand - I will make it worth your while - negates all others

21.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stares just can’t be ignored

21.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he should own them by bombing Iran and ensnaring us into a trillion dollar war

21.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

20.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11716    πŸ” 1364    πŸ’¬ 610    πŸ“Œ 108

It’s what the lord wants

21.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this is wrong

21.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get this on some billboards?

20.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When do we see this take effect in the marketplace?

20.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

November / January can’t come soon enough. He’s going to get us bombed off the planet.

20.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His brain has nothing left in it but dopamine receptors. He needs new levels of vileness to feel anything.

20.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss

19.02.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So damn adorable

19.02.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dog is so happy when I do my duty. He comes bursting in with his tail wagging like it’s a celebration.

19.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I’m sorry. I block those assholes.

19.02.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to the UN! πŸ™

19.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He absolutely thrives on the tension he causes in moments like this.

19.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Beans!! Happy birthday πŸŽ‰

19.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love those bunny feet πŸ’•

19.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That tv stirs up so many weird memories

19.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jane is the perfect name for her πŸ’•

19.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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