I love how cats want to cuddle at the end of the day π
22.02.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@amyjded.bsky.social
Well-meaning dork
I love how cats want to cuddle at the end of the day π
22.02.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well of COURSE they are. Next up: benzene in breakfast cereal!
21.02.2026 17:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I hope there is a Hell for him. And I hope theyβre building a ballroom just for him as well.
21.02.2026 12:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs be kind and give them two foil blankets each.
21.02.2026 12:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FUCK-ING YUM!
21.02.2026 12:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She looks as fucking fed up as she had every right to be.
21.02.2026 12:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He would have done it himself butβ¦ tiny hands. And the makeup would have given him away.
21.02.2026 12:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations! How does it feel to see the first box?
21.02.2026 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl thank you. You had no idea how much I needed to see this π
21.02.2026 11:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The sentence they do understand - I will make it worth your while - negates all others
21.02.2026 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The stares just canβt be ignored
21.02.2026 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe he should own them by bombing Iran and ensnaring us into a trillion dollar war
21.02.2026 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"
20.02.2026 18:33 β π 11716 π 1364 π¬ 610 π 108Itβs what the lord wants
21.02.2026 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope this is wrong
21.02.2026 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we get this on some billboards?
20.02.2026 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When do we see this take effect in the marketplace?
20.02.2026 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0November / January canβt come soon enough. Heβs going to get us bombed off the planet.
20.02.2026 10:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His brain has nothing left in it but dopamine receptors. He needs new levels of vileness to feel anything.
20.02.2026 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yesssss
19.02.2026 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So damn adorable
19.02.2026 10:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dog is so happy when I do my duty. He comes bursting in with his tail wagging like itβs a celebration.
19.02.2026 10:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh Iβm sorry. I block those assholes.
19.02.2026 10:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you to the UN! π
19.02.2026 10:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He absolutely thrives on the tension he causes in moments like this.
19.02.2026 02:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Beans!! Happy birthday π
19.02.2026 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love those bunny feet π
19.02.2026 01:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That tv stirs up so many weird memories
19.02.2026 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jane is the perfect name for her π
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