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All work and no play makes Jack a dill bot. Typos are my jam. Brandolini’s Law is our new reality. Burdened by what is.

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Latest posts by jackstypewriter.bsky.social on Bluesky

People don’t realize just how big LA is.

09.06.2025 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope nothing happens …

09.06.2025 06:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone should say it:

The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.

Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.

But that's not what's interesting about Miller.

It's not brains. It's bile.

08.06.2025 21:45 — 👍 27613    🔁 6615    💬 862    📌 307
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I actually do. But I get paid cash bonus if I don’t use them.

Sanity / money

Conflict as old as time
(No pun intended)

04.06.2025 06:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because God isn’t real.

(I don’t actually believe that, something is out there, but it was an easy joke)

04.06.2025 06:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What do you expect? He’s broke. Gotta grift somewhere.

04.06.2025 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Likewise

04.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s such a spineless knee bending bitch. Can’t wait until he no longer represents my district.

04.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There way a documentary or part of some documentary I saw that said exactly this. Was the turning point of establishment country music.

04.06.2025 06:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Country music sold out to the establishment long ago. The Nickelback-ing of rehashed beers, whiskey and women tropes.

04.06.2025 06:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ReCircuit City

Out of Office Depot

RFKMart

Forever Ticking-One

04.06.2025 06:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The problem most journalists make when interviewing Trump is they assume they are dealing with a rational human with a brain and not a sociopathic moron who eats crayons.

Start asking him questions as you would your dog and see how that goes.

03.06.2025 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Pandemic of stupid. Trump IS the virus.

03.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dem voters are aligned and pissed. Some Republican voters are walking out of their party.

Not sure the Dem party is aligned and up to the task. The voters will save this nation, despite representation.

02.06.2025 22:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.

18.04.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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When they ask you “what is a woman”

05.05.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of

19.04.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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144. The Supreme Court's Late-Night Alien Enemy Act Intervention Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.

An absolute must-read from @stevevladeck.bsky.social this morning:

“Just before 1:00 a.m., the justices (aggressively) stepped back into the Alien Enemy Act litigation—in a decision suggesting that a majority understands that these are no longer normal circumstances.”

19.04.2025 12:48 — 👍 21188    🔁 5936    💬 666    📌 285

We are closer to losing our Democracy today than we were on Jan 6, 2021.

18.04.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Awe… now I want pizza

18.04.2025 01:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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U.S.-born American citizen under ICE hold in Florida after driving from Georgia Juan Carlos Gomez-Lopez is being held even though a county judge found his birth certificate “authentic” and said there wasn’t reason to consider him an “illegal alien.”

How is it possible U.S. citizens are being held as illegal aliens in America even after they produce their birth certificate? This is intolerable. www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...

18.04.2025 00:13 — 👍 10050    🔁 3758    💬 801    📌 247
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Militia founder wrongly identified as ICE agent in viral window-smashing video | Arizona Mirror ICE denies Lewis Arthur ICE agent false claims connecting the Arizona militia leader to a viral arrest video, as evidence shows he was in Oklahoma

They’re saying that’s not him.

azmirror.com/briefs/milit...

17.04.2025 22:45 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This is how you legally tell Trump to eat a dick.

17.04.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Headline trifecta from hell.

17.04.2025 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This might be my favorite AI image ever.

Xi reading a book Trump didn’t write and Trump pretending he’s not illiterate. Classic!

11.04.2025 05:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Moron in Chief initiated a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands off of Australia. The islands are home to Australias only two active volcanos.

Population: 0

I wish I was kidding.

03.04.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Someone spot the lie.

30.03.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words too shy shy hush hush eye to eye ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words too shy shy hush hush eye to eye

Caja eating goo goo.

25.03.2025 21:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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