Window Dolls

It’s well foggy out

The sound at this ice dancing is absolutely awful. How is anyone expected to twizzle and fling their legs around their partner’s head in these conditions #winterolympics

The terminology though. The commentary is all backside goofy stance 1080 switch backside 900 1440 front side #notaclue #winterolympics #BigAir

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These cute as a button girls flinging out these massive corkscrews and I am here for it #winterolympics #BigAir

😂

BIG AIR TIME 🏂

What I lack in knowledge of the rules/tactics/any of it, I make up for in enthusiasm #curling

Absolutely yes

Why do the shoes have to be so ugly tho

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These Curling players must be so smug when the rest of us are negotiating icy pavements in the Winter

Me in the driver’s seat of my car with freshly coloured and styled hair. My face is a bunch of grapes

I’ve had a very much needed hair appointment. I feel all freshly dyed and swishy now. Excuse the grapes but trust me, they are better than my face today

It’s crazy

It’s absolutely insane

One of the wedding venues I style for has sent through their price list. £22,500 - £39,500. Cheaper price is Mon-Thurs only.
Two things. If you’re paying that to get married, you’re crazier than I thought and if you can afford that, brace yourselves because I’m putting my prices up

[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP

Haha! Superb 😂

I love the Curling. I have absolutely no fucking clue what’s going on but I’m here for it. I want me one of those wee brooms

Women are supposed to disappear after 30.
Sophia Chang does an excellent job explaining why style matters as we age.

“You may not like what you see, but you *will* see me, motherfucker.”

A dachshund stands in a store, visible through glass doors marked with a "no dachshunds" graphic silhouette sign. The interior shows shopping carts and tiled flooring.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

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It’s finally Friday and a long weekend too is it

Friday.

Saying ‘You can do mine next’ when someone is washing their car

Dammit

Today was epically shit, saved only by the presence of my favourite dog in the world, Nelly.
Sadly not my dog, she belongs to a colleague. But I would like to steal her

Ah he’s lovely. He seems so humble and genuine

Chappell Roan is hot as fuck

KONATE ♥️ #LFC

FLOOOOO ♥️ #LFC

THERE’S OUR BOY #LFC

I bloody love HUGO ♥️ #LFC