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If only a human rights lawyer was in some position of importance in the UK government, ah well, the search goes on

I’m happily ignoring anyone who doesn’t realise that Bond being the same as the Dread Pirate Roberts for administrative purposes has already been established.

I know how you feel, son

Also: NUDEY LADY OPENING TITLES WENT "LOOK, THOSE OTHER FILMS, THAT'S GONE NOW, IT'S PROGRESS YOU WANKERS, SHUT UP" but alas the public didn't listen

I know Bond Discourse is bad but do people not realise that THEY LITERALLY REFERENCED CHANGING THE LEAD ACTOR VIA A POSTMODERN FOURTH WALL BREAK in nineteen sixty nine, you idiots, you fools #stopgettingbondwrong

I hope this is how everyone finds out

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The BBC has found that bending over backwards to appease racists doesn't work. I wonder if there are political parties who may also be finding this out...?

"she said she nearly ran over a black pedestrian because she said she couldn't see him in the dark" 😐😶😕

Chigurgh is very much on the "actually snakes are venomous not toxic, anyway you're dead now" side of neurodivergence isn't he

Dreamt that my sister kept telling me that the guy who just won the election for mayor in New York was called Dadzarmi. The Asian people at the barbecue we were at were telling me it means ‘Beautiful army of fathers’

Left: Lewis Gooddall challenges Lisa Nandy over her lies in parliament over Maccabi, she doubles down on her lies

Right: The police advice confirming Lisa Nandy lied

Keir Starmer, Shabana Mahmood and Lisa Nandy, all told the same lie, they conflated public safety with antisemitism

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]

Me flirting

Are Chelsea going to fuck this? Asking for a friend with a 19/1 accumulator

Me flirting

*listening to news report, solemn tones* "the former Top Gear presenter, Quentin Willson..."

Eamonn Holmes using Sarah Cawood as a human shield on the lottery show

Nick and Ronnie Fumble The Bag: a buddy TV travel show where Nick Mohammed and Ronny Rosenthal go round the world, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Starmer is now complicit in two genocides. The unluckiest human rights lawyer in history

Amazing television. Incredible.

My king

Come on big Starmer lads! Get your fancy rationales on for this! Are "miles driven in electric vehicles" the consumption the UK economy really needs to crack down on, are they?

Thought the local pub was offering "breakfast with Sinitta" but then was devastated to look again and see it was "breakfast with Santa". Never been so disappointed

Why in the name of Wallace and Gromit are they always desecrating the Wensleydale?

Oh good GOD

Good CHRIST we have to stop them. A line in the sand must be drawn and it must be drawn HERE. Our grandchildren will ask us why we did NOTHING to prevent this.

A 2024 post of UK supermarket christmas cheese: Espresso Martini Yorkshire Wensleydale.

A 2024 pist of UK supermarket christmas cheese: Wensleydale with West Country fudge.

A 2024 post of UK supermarket christmas cheese: Tiramisu Wensleydale.

Last year's offerings - where do they go from here?