Tay Parker 86 🌮

Are we paying for her Altair extensions

Gov. Pritzker: Please don’t abuse and assault children on Halloween.

Garbage Pail Ice Barbie: Request denied.

Is there any point in planning for retirement?

It’s clear to me that this mess was the plan all along. Shit’s gonna get UGLY.

Ettingermentum writes: “Actually what on earth is in those files bro.” The image from Courier Newsroom headline reads: “Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva is now the longest Rep-elect in history to not be sworn in. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear in Rep-elect Grijalva over fear of releasing the Epstein files.” The picture shows Grijalva in a red jacket beside Speaker Mike Johnson.

Swear her in. Release the Epstein Files.

Fuck Eric Adams. What an asshole.

It’s the current version of “Under there.”

“Under where?”

“I made you say underwear!”

just sayin’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tease, Frurkeys!

Widow Kirk is dressing like a ho.

An estimated 15.7 million workers use SNAP. It’s a lifeline for those in low-wage jobs.

Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.

Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.

Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.

What’s up with #DavidDrucker? What a dick.

No tariffs on racists, I guess.

Fuck Steve Daines.

Plot twist: these photos were taken immediately following the vote.

Obvs

I mean, why would he take responsibility? That sounds pretty woke. 🤦‍♀️

Are these people just eating paint chips and and downing tequila all day?

Just occurred to me today, what will happen to pets when people can’t afford food for them?

Just more innocent victims of this tyrannical regime.

I doubt he will be alive in 2028, much less coherent.

Political cannibalism is surprisingly satisfying when it’s the other side.

Can’t wait to hear AG and DG’s thoughts on this whole mess.

Democracy seems to be a bad word these days. Cry harder, oligarchs.

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.

Unnecessary all caps person trying to make you feel helpless. Sus

What would happen if they gave a war and nobody came? -John Lennon

THEY ARE A F🇨🇦CKING MINORITY!!

Sorry to be so aggressive but the US people have all the power.

If labour walks out, everything shuts down!!!

Drastic measures are needed, protests do nothing with these Fascists but give them a chance to abuse you.

What will they do if everyone just stays home?

I was a judge for 12 years and I’ve been saying this for a LONG time.

They WILL be stopped and charged and convicted and penalized.