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@paodriscoll.bsky.social

Professional Game Writer and Narrative Designer. Play Mars Tactics!

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Latest posts by paodriscoll.bsky.social on Bluesky

Helsreach if it were epic.

07.08.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

28.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Young Barabas remembered the odd custom his black mass kept, a single bullet fastened to the gun barrel with wire. He had presuming it to be some charm. A token from Mammon, or goetic charm. But as the screams of his kin faded and the shadows whispered Nahuatl, he realized the bullet's purpose.

18.07.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.

18.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can almost hear the distant thundering of artillery.

14.07.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.

15.05.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much a GM habit as a mechanic. But I can't stand it when one's moral or mental stability is gamified. Things like "Sanity" aren't something you can staple to a chart or a dice roll. They're highly personalized responses to trauma and stress and should be roleplayed, not rolled
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15.05.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano*

"Indie Boomer Shooter.

Indie Boomer Shooter.

Indie Boomer Sh-

AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"

26.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ability to make a custom hero was one of my favorite things about this game. I'd kill to see that in something like TWWH (For EVERY faction, not just chaos.) Or for RTS in general.

24.04.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad someone else remembers Yeelen!

21.04.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme of a Cat poking their head out of a hole in the ceiling. 

SHARE IF YOU LOVE CATS!
Or if you think Disabled people have intrinsic humanity & worth even if we can't "pay taxes"

Meme of a Cat poking their head out of a hole in the ceiling. SHARE IF YOU LOVE CATS! Or if you think Disabled people have intrinsic humanity & worth even if we can't "pay taxes"

#RemoveRFK

17.04.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.*

The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us.
But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.

17.04.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies.

But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.

17.04.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs.
Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner."

10/10, buy this game immediately.

17.04.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"There's a lot of nuance to the situation"
My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.

05.04.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HRT Stands for Hellstorm Rocket's Triumph.

02.04.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to

30.03.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline

23.03.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning!

Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social
Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social
Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social
Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social

Check out the start of the story next Friday!

08.03.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.

30.01.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man these Rimworld ads have been getting weird.

30.01.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.

14.01.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.

14.01.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This Machine Kills Corpos. =D

10.01.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What causes the blue? Is it some kind of gas? Radiation?

27.12.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! I've never seen it that up-close before! I had no idea It had those blue sections.

27.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something tells me that's a real planet you've got in the BG.

27.12.2024 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.

28.11.2024 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.'

They really be like

"Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands!
Hear me, you worms of heaven!
For I!
Am!
KATIE!!!"

26.11.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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