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@paodriscoll.bsky.social

Professional Game Writer and Narrative Designer. Play Mars Tactics!

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Latest posts by paodriscoll.bsky.social on Bluesky

"Ah dun gettih..."

07.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a collection of art pieces I have made. All have vivid colours, with a variety of different characters.

a collection of art pieces I have made. All have vivid colours, with a variety of different characters.

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30.12.2024 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

So is your praetor an...

In-Cube-us?

06.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic with a cartoon bald eagle carrying an upside-down crown over a banner reading "NO KINGS." Now in glorious color with a bit of 35mm film clouds at sunset as the background. NO KINGS logo and nokings.org URL at bottom right.

Graphic with a cartoon bald eagle carrying an upside-down crown over a banner reading "NO KINGS." Now in glorious color with a bit of 35mm film clouds at sunset as the background. NO KINGS logo and nokings.org URL at bottom right.

NO KINGS, y'all! October 18! Find a rally near you and GO!

nokings.org

13.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 17

"They shall march upon the cursed earth to make war with the enemies of Heaven, and where fall their sabatons shall be the peal of thunder. For they are the legacy of The Metatron and carriers of His word. And that word shall be: Begone!"
- "Of Steel and Silence" Act 3, scene 9

09.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"They say in Hellas Basin
There are no neutral folk
Would you fight for union right
Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"

28.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's absolutely wild to see Trench Crusade grow so quickly. I remember when it was just some concept-art in Mike's Gallery. Now there's full-blown tournaments all over the world!

25.09.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You even integrated the list-builder! This rules!

22.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Chiitan, Japan's Craziest Mascot.

19.09.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One Piece fans will be like

"No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!"

And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.

11.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.09.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marginalia. The best Warhammer/40k stuff has weird little guys just hanging out in the corners of the page or floating around in the background.

10.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like they're voiced by Tom Waits

10.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, the game is a tendril of an inherently predatory industry.
But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.

10.09.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What you need to do is convince bigots that it's against your religion to look at pictures of kittens in little hats.

02.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the big metal diaper.

01.09.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I liked about FB, and that AoS sorely lacks, is the fingerprints of creator fixation. Just glancing at FB you can see the creators were real history nerds, and as we all know, the best fantasy worlds are just excuses to nerd out about one niche topic.

25.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."

17.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Locally sourced" in that it was sourced from some locals.

12.08.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, a Total War game where every H.G. Welles book was a real, historical event would be great. Captain Nemo's mariners, a local gun-club builds the first orbital launch station and shoots a bullet into the moon. Chrononauts bringing Eloi and Morlocks into the modern day...

09.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember there being a Total War set during the Meiji Era and the fall of the Shogunate. But that's kind of it. :c

09.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Dear Archbishop Celestia...."

09.08.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helsreach if it were epic.

07.08.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

28.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.

18.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can almost hear the distant thundering of artillery.

14.07.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.

15.05.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much a GM habit as a mechanic. But I can't stand it when one's moral or mental stability is gamified. Things like "Sanity" aren't something you can staple to a chart or a dice roll. They're highly personalized responses to trauma and stress and should be roleplayed, not rolled
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15.05.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano*

"Indie Boomer Shooter.

Indie Boomer Shooter.

Indie Boomer Sh-

AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"

26.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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