Spudd

I smell like fire :)

First time I held a meeting and didnt panic before, during, or after.

Very proud of myself.

me [from bedroom]: mommmmm!

mom: what? why are you yelling

me: grandma’s trying to pinch my cheeks

mom: grandma’s dead hon

me: that’s why i’m yelling

Ah yes. The two genders.

Mm. I miss the woods.

Thank you so much for filling my tl with this for two solid scrolls lmfao

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

panel 1: “BOOOO!” a man in the audience shouts. panel 2: a ghost on stage says “I am already dead sir, your heckles have no effect.” panel 3: the audience member responds “I was booing in support because you’re a ghost.” panel 4: “That’s stupid,” the ghost says. “Don’t you mean stoOOooOOoopid?” the man asks. The ghost responds “Please leave.”

dying

oh the world kind of sucks right now??? well i'm going to go learn more about and help birds

Can you imagine being with Lily fucking Allen and still cheating? Insanity.

Selling access to exclusive merch drops via Patreon is actually wild.

Yes, I'll give you an additional $5 for the privilege of competing in a digital Black Friday Brawl with no guarantee I'll get the $40 hand thrown mug i wanted. And thats before shipping!

Artists are really struggling rn huh.

Hah. I was right, it was my fault.

For someone who writes this much I have an embarrassingly poor grasp on conveying ideas through the English language.

My specific brand of developmental challenge has me constantly questioning whether or not the words I picked convey the message I want it to. I can never seem to explain myself right.

This is actually what took place the first time I got my door shut this morning

Hey quick question-- what in the fuck??

Updating my LEGO White House

Shout out to the first advertisement that made me openly laugh out loud

(3/3) My point is this: try to condemn the leaders. NOT the people who elect them because they genuinely thought they would make good on their promises and fight for their constituites. I believe that democrats voters and even most people in general, want the policies promoted by the far left.

Morning.

(Salt-N-Pepa) let’s talk about Tex Mex, please
Let’s talk about meat and cheese
Let’s talk about all the good meals and the bad meals
With nice beans

SKINNY

open.spotify.com/track/1CsMKh...

I am going to learn Skinny by Billie Eilish this afternoon.

I forgot to do something because I'm swamped, and he misinterpreted that as disrespect.

You sir, are not fit in your position. One fucking iota.

I gotta have some in-person conversations with my friends with phone in another room entirely.

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Man.

When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”