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he/him. Type 1 diabetic. These artisan posts were handcrafted in small batches. You’ll find me in a sea of dreams.

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if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen

03.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1831    🔁 460    💬 3    📌 10

When Big Balls got beat up by 15-year-olds they said DC should prosecute 14-year-olds as adults.

16.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 1411    🔁 358    💬 16    📌 5
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The road to the 2025 NWSL Championship starts now 🏆

Presented by Google Pixel

03.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 100    🔁 28    💬 5    📌 11

I’ve lived in the area since 2012 and have never seen crowd crushes this bad at any event before. What I encountered at Pentagon and Rosslyn stations Sunday morning was insane. I love metro and will continue to love metro but you need to do better crowd control at future events

28.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
I've won but at what cost

I've won but at what cost

Eagles won boringly for once today but knocked out Cam Skattebo who was crushing it for me in fantasy.

26.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

@wmata.com been stuck in pentagon station for 10 minutes already and haven’t moved a step. You need to stop trains coming in so we can exit the station

26.10.2025 10:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The people on t.v. are making MANY compelling arguments on owning a $330.00 slushy machine.

19.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 60    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0

Like I've been saying, why should reporters bother treating Johnson like the Speaker of the House when he's effectively disbanded the House.

17.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1276    🔁 317    💬 8    📌 12

Rodman is back out on the field after the game, though with a knee brace and crutches.

16.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 7
A photo of Trinity Rodman on crutches, surrounded by Washington Spirit staff, at Audi Field

A photo of Trinity Rodman on crutches, surrounded by Washington Spirit staff, at Audi Field

Trinity Rodman heading to the locker room on crutches during the halftime break

15.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 40    🔁 9    💬 10    📌 20
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Trinity Rodman was not putting any weight on her right leg as she was helped off the field by Spirit trainers following an attempt at a tackle during this Concacaf W Champions Cup game against Monterrey. Worrying scenes.

15.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 45    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 7

Even after getting escorted off the field Rodman still wasn’t putting any weight on her leg…

15.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

congratulations to taylor and to penn state

13.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 894    🔁 131    💬 6    📌 1

*A 12 yr old walks in the elevator
and I press the buttons for every floor and get out*

"Suck it up, kid. No one will believe you. Welcome to adulthood."

01.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 127    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 2

Hobbies include looking for my phone while I am using it

10.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 534    🔁 122    💬 28    📌 2

FIRST WASHINGTON SPIRIT HAT TRICK SINCE 2015 ‼️

Gift Monday makes it THREE!

28.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 100    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 7
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SOFIA CANTORE BACKHEEL GOAL ‼️

28.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 350    🔁 48    💬 6    📌 22
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The Washington Spirit are headed to the 2025 NWSL Playoffs! 🙌

Presented by Google Pixel

28.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 139    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 3
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EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME

JORDAN DAVIS!

MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!

#FlyEaglesFly

21.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 601    🔁 138    💬 22    📌 56
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Trinity Rodman's pk is saved but she didn't let that stop her from scoring 👀

19.09.2025 02:55 — 👍 122    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 2
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absolutely repugnant, gutfeld completely dismisses the assassination of melissa hortman, calls it a "bull shit" example of political violence

15.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 10758    🔁 2852    💬 1889    📌 984

this is what got him fired?

11.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 1644    🔁 339    💬 42    📌 33

I find the deployment of the qualifier "political" with respect to this violence very interesting and instructive.

11.09.2025 03:04 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

welcome to America, where a domestic terrorist who died while invading the U.S. Capitol gets full military honors and a Nazi whose entire brand was pure, uncut evil is honored by state capitols lowering their flags at half mast and political opponents eulogizing him with kid gloves

11.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 67    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

I would walk out of the stadium and never come back if the Phillies did this.

11.09.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Current map of air traffic in Poland.

Current map of air traffic in Poland.

NOTAMs active for four airports and traffic areas in Poland all with the same text. Warsaw, Lublin, Rzeszow and Modlin: NOT AVBL DUE TO UNPLANNED MILITARY ACTIVITY RELATED TO ENSURING STATE SECURITY.

Overflights are continuing through the areas, but further west than usual.

10.09.2025 00:45 — 👍 180    🔁 59    💬 1    📌 9

A lot less worried about how the Eagles looked after that Chiefs game

06.09.2025 14:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Late flag and impossible to know what Reed Blankenship could've done differently on that play. Just not an unnecessary roughness penalty.

Next play, Miles Sanders fumble.

Ball don't lie.

05.09.2025 02:23 — 👍 185    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 1

Miles Sanders had a clear path to the end zone, couldn't house it, got run down by Zack Baun. Fumbled on the same drive.

05.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 86    🔁 3    💬 9    📌 0

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