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not my liver, not my eagles

my stationery themed RHCP cover band, red hot chilli pencils: dream of tearing perforaaatiooons

girl you aren't going to want to slay fell nightvoles with a hangover. at least partake of some bread and cheese

warriors are always quaffing their flagon of ale and immediately bellowing "ANOTHER!"

a 4 panel comic Panel 1: Uppy, a shorthair dog girl in black pants and a black triangle bra rants enthusiastically to the reader. silhouettes of big anal toys appear in the background. She says: My next game is strobing fuck-core, like pure eroguro trash drowned in girlcum in a megastructure built on anal technology. Panel 2: Uppy, still happily ranting: Think Princess Maker 2 meets Blame meets Fear and Hunger smothered by girlcock in a post-Neo-Soviet future. Sketchy screenshots in the background: a dialog box that says "Dismember? Yes/No" (the selection indicator is a heart. A fat figure in a similar triangle bra, belly out, in goggles and a gasmask and a cloak in front of a big cyber hammer and sickle monument. A screenshot that just says "initiate pussy crisis." Panel 3: Uppy frozen, eyes blank, as a hand from off-panel clicks a dog training clicker. Uppy says: We're doing scent packs through Patreon. You need to SMELL it. We're— The offscreen girlfriend says: Uppy, NO. You're supposed to be cleaning my room. In the background is a sketch of a bedroom screen with sex toys, trash, clothes, and a sad looking blahaj. Panel 4: Uppy, frozen and drooling, appears on a monitor in a YouTube window. The video is titled FUCK GAME. One of those little YouTube plaques is next to the monitor. In the foreground, Donald Kong, a little bald guy in a hoodie, shrugs smugly. He says: Well, good luck selling any of that online. Viable indies stick to the tried and true principles of Mario.

no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks

UGH Rikers in the holodeck fucking Justinian and Theodora
AGAIN

Screenshot from EGG: Elemental Gimmick Gear of a scientist baby saying “I’m 2 years old, and I was analyzing this computer to study the program”

i only just realized that he's called mike "wazowski" as a pun on the fact that he only has one eye

famous japanese illustrator moebius

Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers.
Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!

Did you hear they robbed the louver. The looverer. They stole the jewels from the lvoora. It was on BBC news. They drove a scooter up the voov.

Heather, the protagonist of a Playstation 2 title called Silent Hill 3, she is in a restaurant. She has a look at something in her hands while being reflected in the setting sun. Also her body is overlaid with blind shadows.

A shot from the opening of a PlayStation2 title, Silent Hill 3. The effect of the blinds shadow overlays was by the lead programmer Norihito Hatakeda and Fukushima. If they hadn't been in the team, the Heather's narrative would have been a mediocre one.

have a look at those kickers

ごろごろしたいね

[joker voice] you wanna see a magic trick? put this pencil in your eye..

if tom bombadil has no fans then i am dead. bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.

i wish no one ever stopped talking about tom bombadil

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

my new ablative plating, you like it? [does a twirl]
i was hoping on finding myself in atmospheric reentry later this week so i just HAD to pick it up

hard to please

撮るのも撮られるのも好きみたい

my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush

sometimes angels weep because they're overcome with joy or because their nictitating membrane has purgatory mites. just sayin'.

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED
ME: What's up babe
WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect.
ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

dog

"like, if you die in the game?"
no, constantly. or i guess ideally at random intervals, but not so infrequently that it starts to hurt less.

you should need a tetanus shot to play tony hawk