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Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy. She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person. Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road. My whole existence is flawed. Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️ 🌐 Wolastokuk

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Joanna Lumley as Grandmama on Wednesday!!

09.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NB DNR just visited my house to personally ask me not to wear corduroy pants for a couple of weeks.

09.08.2025 01:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When I was a tiny child, I thought that's where they worked on the new release animals that would be coming out soon. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it was like different kinds of potatoes or fertilizer or pesticides or whatever.

09.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amen.

I often go back to the simplicity of Maria Kondo's, "Does this spark joy?"

Also, does this serve me?

And... understanding that it is brave; and an heroic act of self-love... to lay whatever doesn't serve you... down.

That which harms you... down.

That which no longer sparks joy... down.

09.08.2025 12:52 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Meanwhile, here in Maine, AI crawlers have rendered the server that manages our statewide interlibrary loan unreachable by legitimate attempts to pass through requests/information

Again, but louder: the server can’t be reached by libraries and the folks trying to use them BECAUSE OF AI CRAWLERS.

09.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 1589    🔁 747    💬 26    📌 16
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing sunglasses and a taupe spaghetti strap top, sits at the side of a rusted rail bridge over the Wolastoq River.

Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing sunglasses and a taupe spaghetti strap top, sits at the side of a rusted rail bridge over the Wolastoq River.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water.

A heron (I think?) near the northern shore of the Wolastoq River.

A heron (I think?) near the northern shore of the Wolastoq River.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water. There's a rotting wood structure in the water, which is usually submerged. There's also a person in an orange kayak

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water. There's a rotting wood structure in the water, which is usually submerged. There's also a person in an orange kayak

Went for a walk on the bridge. The river is very low.

08.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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ugh, feeding myself is so expensive

help? please?

www.ko-fi.com/das

08.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 13    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 4

😊

08.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep! More info in the alt text.

08.08.2025 16:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing sunglasses and a taupe spaghetti strap top, sits at the side of a rusted rail bridge over the Wolastoq River.

Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing sunglasses and a taupe spaghetti strap top, sits at the side of a rusted rail bridge over the Wolastoq River.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water.

A heron (I think?) near the northern shore of the Wolastoq River.

A heron (I think?) near the northern shore of the Wolastoq River.

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water. There's a rotting wood structure in the water, which is usually submerged. There's also a person in an orange kayak

Shore of the Wolastoq River near where it meets the Nashwaak. A rocky sandy shore can be seen between the grass and the water. There's a rotting wood structure in the water, which is usually submerged. There's also a person in an orange kayak

Went for a walk on the bridge. The river is very low.

08.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Share one of your favorite movie characters, if you wanna

07.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3

Share one of your favorite movie characters (if you feel like it)

06.08.2025 22:53 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 12
goblinparty

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn't think of the word 'library', so I said 'book ranch. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for 'librarian'.

"Cowbook! Like cowboy! No... Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard..."

and just now I heard him yell "BOOKAROO" from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i've ever heard

stephanidftba

@tales-from-the-library

tales-from-the-library

Please address me solely as bookaroo from now on

lolpics/AstroFunny

goblinparty Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn't think of the word 'library', so I said 'book ranch. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for 'librarian'. "Cowbook! Like cowboy! No... Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard..." and just now I heard him yell "BOOKAROO" from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i've ever heard stephanidftba @tales-from-the-library tales-from-the-library Please address me solely as bookaroo from now on lolpics/AstroFunny

07.08.2025 12:53 — 👍 94    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 4
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short stands in front of a tv, intently watching a soccer game

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short stands in front of a tv, intently watching a soccer game

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short sits in a dark brown leather chair with wood handles. There's a white pillow with a blue and black paisley pattern on it and duct tape on the side of the chair

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short sits in a dark brown leather chair with wood handles. There's a white pillow with a blue and black paisley pattern on it and duct tape on the side of the chair

Five years ago Freida and I (and daddy) were watching soccer, then I got up to go to the bathroom and she stole my chair.

07.08.2025 12:55 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
A puffy black chicken is sitting on the ground. Just the head of a small yellow chick can be seen poking out of the side of her feathers. Another chick is on a dish facing the first chick.

The chick buried in feathers says "sorry my mom said no"

A puffy black chicken is sitting on the ground. Just the head of a small yellow chick can be seen poking out of the side of her feathers. Another chick is on a dish facing the first chick. The chick buried in feathers says "sorry my mom said no"

When I was a teen, my mom gave me the gift of making her the "bad guy" if I ever didn't want to go somewhere or with someone, but didn't want to tell them why - whether it was that I didn't feel like it or I didn't trust them or whatever. She said to tell them she had said no. It was very helpful.

07.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 61    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 3

Farthest I've been:

N: Tampere, Finland 61.5° N
E: Tampere, Finland 24° E
S: Roatàn, Honduras 16.3° N
W: Prince Rupert, BC, Canada 130.3° W

07.08.2025 19:45 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 5

Yep. "Do you struggle with....? " nope, I have a system for that. Or I just don't do that. I refuse to struggle with it.

07.08.2025 22:27 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had another session today. TYIA

07.08.2025 15:42 — 👍 5    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Farthest I've been:

N: Tampere, Finland 61.5° N
E: Tampere, Finland 24° E
S: Roatàn, Honduras 16.3° N
W: Prince Rupert, BC, Canada 130.3° W

07.08.2025 19:45 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 5

That's always the second half of the work in that agreement, and often the harder part - when they do come to us with something more dire, we have to just go get them and not freak out or get mad.

07.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was this way with lemon candy and glazes and things for a long time after my first colonoscopy prep mix was lemon flavoured - and I didn't even barf, I just felt like I wanted to after I drank a gallon of that stuff.

07.08.2025 16:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A puffy black chicken is sitting on the ground. Just the head of a small yellow chick can be seen poking out of the side of her feathers. Another chick is on a dish facing the first chick.

The chick buried in feathers says "sorry my mom said no"

A puffy black chicken is sitting on the ground. Just the head of a small yellow chick can be seen poking out of the side of her feathers. Another chick is on a dish facing the first chick. The chick buried in feathers says "sorry my mom said no"

When I was a teen, my mom gave me the gift of making her the "bad guy" if I ever didn't want to go somewhere or with someone, but didn't want to tell them why - whether it was that I didn't feel like it or I didn't trust them or whatever. She said to tell them she had said no. It was very helpful.

07.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 61    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 3

That's so adorable. When my brother was about that age, he mashed up midnight snack and bedtime snack into bednight snack, which we still use in our family 50 years later.

My own favourite is my anxiety-motivated process of planning for worst case scenarios, which I refer to as awfulizing.

07.08.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@malus.bsky.social @chimaera.bsky.social @meladroite.bsky.social @saturnite380.bsky.social @thetallblonde.bsky.social @starsareblack.bsky.social @reallyshybun.bsky.social Freida notification

07.08.2025 13:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short stands in front of a tv, intently watching a soccer game

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short stands in front of a tv, intently watching a soccer game

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short sits in a dark brown leather chair with wood handles. There's a white pillow with a blue and black paisley pattern on it and duct tape on the side of the chair

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat with her body fur clipped very short sits in a dark brown leather chair with wood handles. There's a white pillow with a blue and black paisley pattern on it and duct tape on the side of the chair

Five years ago Freida and I (and daddy) were watching soccer, then I got up to go to the bathroom and she stole my chair.

07.08.2025 12:55 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
goblinparty

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn't think of the word 'library', so I said 'book ranch. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for 'librarian'.

"Cowbook! Like cowboy! No... Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard..."

and just now I heard him yell "BOOKAROO" from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i've ever heard

stephanidftba

@tales-from-the-library

tales-from-the-library

Please address me solely as bookaroo from now on

lolpics/AstroFunny

goblinparty Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn't think of the word 'library', so I said 'book ranch. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for 'librarian'. "Cowbook! Like cowboy! No... Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard..." and just now I heard him yell "BOOKAROO" from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i've ever heard stephanidftba @tales-from-the-library tales-from-the-library Please address me solely as bookaroo from now on lolpics/AstroFunny

07.08.2025 12:53 — 👍 94    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 4

Share a fav movie character or whatever.

06.08.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Share one of your favorite movie characters (if you feel like it)

07.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a cowboy hat and an orange shirt is driving a car Alt: Bo Tarvel, AKA The Bandit, played by Burt Reynolds, looks around in his Trans Am, wearing an orange shirt and his gray cowboy hat, looks into the camera, smiles, then speeds off camera to the left.

Share one of your favorite movie characters (if you feel like it)

06.08.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Share one of your favorite movie characters

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