sara

Let’s try to have a night where I don’t dream that someone uninvited is in my apartment

Maybe in game 4

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

He wouldn’t have been able to get the buzz and name recognition without the undivided attention.

Ok Tokyo’s subways are great - but man are their elevators sooooo slow

no no no no... don't phunk w. my heart

you know its fall when the coffee cart guy waits to make your typical order - anticipating you might switching from iced to hot.

Wow that millennial pause tho

Maybe we should shut down ICE - it’ll keep the cubes the safest.

Wow, interesting that this moment happened when I didn't text you for a day

Do I read a book about how the civil war started or one about the red scare or just continue on with the one about the all women’s concentration camp?

Wow 5!!!??

Is that a gunshot wound in his shoulder??

I feel like it’s a way to build more prisons or change environmental standards

So…uh… the… Supreme Court?

When I go to places alone, I’m gonna start saying “you’ve got a single rider” when relevant

do you think i could pull of the mitch hedberg haircut?

On the way to the US Open. I’m definitely on this train with people that are “scared of the subway”

Men turned away FASTER at hearing “romance” instead of “women’s concentration camp” when asked what I was reading

Ooh! A perfect 4 word phrase!

Well it’s a three word phrase “hey big spender”

About to see freakier friday. Bring back original songs from fake bands back. “take me away” is still a bop.

Mark Ruffalo in 13 going on 30 can get it.

the only thing better than sub cop... is it would sound dumber/better if we were using "hoagie" instead

Been a while since I took a yellow cab. Nice to hear Delilah give some advice to some lonely hearts between early aughts rock songs.

Reading a book at a bar. Men ask me what I’m reading. But have no follow ups after I tell them it’s about the all women’s concentration camp, Ravensbruck.

How Much Should You Know About Your Child Before He’s Born? In “Second Life,” the journalist Amanda Hess navigates the stratified landscape of contemporary reproductive technology.

This why they’re trying designer babies… and those poor kids.

My friend said “your type is men who’s texts are green bubble”

Do you think the Liberty’s Ellie the Elephant mascot is a reference to my beloved and misunderstood Topsy?

I feel like the founders fucked up. They should have declared independence when daylight hours weren’t so long. Ya know… for the fireworks.