jenna

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

03.03.2025 21:09 — 👍 42700    🔁 8585    💬 326    📌 198

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

03.02.2025 04:29 — 👍 38396    🔁 6223    💬 576    📌 204

Lyndon, is that you?? 😂

23.12.2024 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure “gernch fanger’s” is the new involuntary phrase I’m going to have running on a loop in my head for the next little while 😂

04.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

giabuchi lastrassi @jaboukie < if you have an lgbtq phobic family member tht merely tolerates you. take them aside and explain how you have seen the light and are trying to be cishet. there are classes but they're expensive-you want it to be a surprise to the rest of the family-so you need $8500 to be straight

28.11.2024 01:00 — 👍 2214    🔁 570    💬 5    📌 12

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

19.11.2024 03:14 — 👍 8404    🔁 629    💬 226    📌 38

Yesssssss

17.11.2024 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't believe in invalid handles. God don't make mistakes honey

14.11.2024 21:51 — 👍 143    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0