Sylvia Knight

You have just given me an idea for an Only Fools and Horses follow up in which a girl is named after Del-boy - Delenda.

I feel it rather than hear it, including on meds. It’s going to depend on anatomy.

Twitter screenshot of @SNeurotypicals: Neurodivergent screening tests will be like "do you struggle with wearing socks" and ND people will be like "nope does not describe me, for you see I have a System" and folks that is what the question is getting at

Aha, found it

Is “super off peak” the same as “it’s a Sunday and here is your rail replacement bus service”?

Unfortunately for me that suggests someone who is scared of water or diving and spends all day hanging around the edge but never jumps. Try going in slowly first and work up to it!

And if not, Right to Choose in England.

Yes.

This is going to be a problem for trans men too. A man with low haemoglobin could be accepted for donation if tested at the lower female threshold. Health risk!

That dress is perfect for the passive aggressive wedding guest who insists that they had a gorgeous cream number, but everyone said no because they would upstage the bride, so FINE I SHALL JUST WEAR A SACK THEN.

From the MadeMeSmile community on Reddit: Portuguese TV shows a cat being woken up by an earthquake Explore this post and more from the MadeMeSmile community

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“OMG. This thing I’ve been sitting on. I’ve just realised, it’s made of meat!”

“Eternal and Unchanging Boner”

I had a lot of aniseed flavoured antibiotics to treat chest and ear infections when I was a kid. They used to make me retch. The banana flavoured amoxicillin was nice though.

Then a robot vacuum cleaner would go knocking over all the crutches that were propped up against the walls, jamming them against the doors, so the humans couldn’t open the door to get in to the room and the robot couldn’t get out.