Kevin Brash

In job negotiations, make certain your extended health insurance covers pryamidicals.

We should do something with all the vacant condos in Vancouver - like start writing spooky stories about how haunted they are. $$$

Due to budget cuts apostrophes are now mandatory when possible.

Boiling a cauldron of water and asking it to write my essay.

It is claimed that Capitalism has 50 (or even 100) different words for proletariat.

I dream of having the courage to use a dumb phone the same way I dream of having the courage to live in the woods like Thoreau. Never going happen.

Two small figures walking down a path surrounded by a tall bamboo forest.

Bamboo forest on film.

It's the future, where are all our car-boats?

Escalators of the world, unite.

Added up all my online subscriptions and it's really Amusing Ourselves to Death by a Thousand Cuts.

Don't cry for me.

Taking a Tylenol right now in solidarity.

Becoming a 50 year old non entity has its benefits. I once did great INJURY to The Cranberries Zombie in front of a crowded bar at karaoke and no one noticed. O o o o eeyoaaahh o o

Please, do yourself a favour and check this out.

I like minute 2:00 of Down by the River when Crazy Horse takes over and just crunches and rocks.

It is also my obligation to do an entire month's worth of complaining about rain in one day.

It sucks that Coldplay invented the adultery cam. I can think of a dozen better bands.

Happy #NationalLipstickDay! 💋

I like my detective novels like I like my eggs.

I've just woken up out of a coma inside of a time machine to find myself in Nowhere.

I'm addicted to social media on how to find enlightenment. Fiendishly addicted.

I have a take so cool and funny I need to save it for the next big social media site.

To log out of YouTube and do a search is to truly experience the wide world web.

I could easily out-hallucinate any AI.

I just had to check to see what watch I was wearing.

Why does Canada want to increase defense budget to 5% of GDP. We could fix health care, start a UBI program, or provide clean water to all Canadians.

A continual cascade played at the bows; a ceaseless whirling eddy in her wake

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.."

Today I realized that I can tell it's going to rain in Vancouver by the particular colour of the sky.