Philip Armstrong

Health: 1,250 Souls: 50,000 Weakness: holy, parry

Cookin some noods

Achievement Unlocked: Go a hundred years without kissing Henry Kissinger

What a contradiction! In a better reality Nintendo made the most avant guard game possible, failed hugely, and now makes small but genius games for Sega

Nintendo is successful enough to get away with whatever but that success is achieved through a very sharp understanding of the LCD

It’s certainly wonderful but also it’s just weird enough to suggest what could be achieved if Nintendo really let loose

I played mario wonder today

Brianne says she's glad video games are so much more progressive nowadays. Leslie asks why, and Brianne explains that it's because interlaced looks awful on modern displays.

Every day I feel like I’m not Ken-enough

We have to go back

armored core sounds like the pikmin name for a babybel cheese

The fascist portrait of Harrier Du Bois from Disco Elysium, evoking the sulk/and-pout of Jordan Peen Beaterson

DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] – You can feel it in your bones; this is definitely going to work.

YOU – "UP YOURS, WOKE MORALISTS. Let's see WHO cancels WHO."

No more inter net

eh

A giant tree painted in an intricate style

30 years on, The Secret of Mana cover art is still doing victory laps.

I wrote a comic about coffee.

The Twitter app icon finally turned into an x and now I have to throw this phone away

Love those planes

But LOVE those cars

Trying to reconnect with mutuals on Bluesky

This article—on agency and misogyny in Gareth Rees's masterful 1995 text adventure Christminster—is dynamite, and I recommend it even if you're not an interactive fiction aficionado. https://the-rosebush.com/2023/06/spencers-floozie/

(Double slit experiment. Dude only sees 2 bands when he “looks” at the result)

I want to go on the OceanGate spaceship

A pixel for pixel perler replication of Squall's face from the original version of FFVIII when he and Rinoa first meet and she declares him the best looking guy here. The aggressive angles and poorly defined features make him look like a melted nightmare but she's probably still right.

You're the best looking guy here.

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

One of the odd quirks of using Bluesky is retraining my brain to recognize that Liking a post isn’t a soft RT. It’s so weird and nice and freeing just to like something and not having to worry that it’s clogging up followers’ timelines.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

In a continuing endeavor to be "well-read" I've put together a list of notable Westerns, the genre I'm least familiar with. Def looking for recommendations and hidden gems. 📚💙

When making an account on a new site and having to look for everyone you know.