Dana Cartwright

Sometimes I go a day or two without thinking about how much I love space marines, and then the next time I think about it after that some unlucky co-worker gets hit with a Dana’s Opinions on Primarchs and Their Sons™ tsunami.

Not very many of my friends will understand this sentence but: I just learned that JoyToy is taking preorders for Heresy-era Alpha Legion figs including Alpharius and the sound I made was positively immodest.

The Consortium of Fellas Who Run Hot does renounce, rebuke, and disown this jagoff

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.