Criggy

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Lando Calrissian tells Han, Leia and Chewie, "I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever."

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

You know what, it’s probably an intern who posts for him.

It is extremely hard and brave to be a woman who wants to take away other people’s rights, including women’s, and for that I am feminist

What do you think an ICE agent does after a full workday of snatching parents away from their children? Maybe they unwind by plucking the wings off of bats, or leaving out bowls of antifreeze for pets, before gooning to a simultaneous play of Hotel Rwanda and Come and See, muttering "I'm a good guy"

any Democrat who isn’t cheering Mamdani’s blowout from the roofs right now is a snake and dangerous to any resistance movement against the active fascist era (which they are largely responsible for creating in the first place!)

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

They all want to have sex with Hasan they're obsessed with him

Friends— here it is. Updated & expanded thanks to the space afforded to me in the @therumpus.net & the guidance of the brilliant @roxanegay.bsky.social’s edits. The win centers Muslims humanity — but what does that mean in a country that rejects that?

therumpus.net/2025/11/05/z...

People are going to point at the 7% that Sliwa’s garnered so far and argue that Cuomo’s would have had a much been much closer if Sliwa dropped out. But that’s not how polling works. Sliwa had 0 momentum but still got votes. Those people were never voting for Cuomo’s. I STILL see Fuck Cuomo stickers

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

source confirms New York has designated Andrew Cuomo for assignment. Zohran first.

Breaking: Zohran Mamdani has won the New York City mayoral election, defeating Andrew Cuomo for the second time to usher in a new era for America’s largest city — and for the Democratic Party.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Perfect.

cuomo with PERVERT DEFEATED overlaid in elden ring text style of "you died"

ok i had to

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

Planet of the Apes ass law enforcement

Editor: You get those photos of the white supremacist?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Dodgers in their 17 games this postseason got 12 starts lasting at least six innings

That matches their total 6-inning starts from 2019-24, over a total of 58 postseason games

They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."

REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."

FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."