@elanverse.bsky.social
Artist, writer, crafter, witch
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
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First new moth for November, the SPRAWLER #teammoth
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It turns out that nobody will vote for you to care for their children when your leader AND HER HUSBAND get arrested for being sexual predators.
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So the one to 25,000 bad apples in the NYPD are "self-deporting?" What a great way to weed out the most prejudiced assholes. Congratulations, New York City!
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Iβve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
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Tell me more about βSleepy Joe.β
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MSNBC: Where's the urgency to end this shutdown in Washington?
JEFFRIES: That's a great question. It should be asked of Mike Johnson. Where's the urgency in actually bringing the House back into session? They have canceled votes for the last 6 weeks.
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
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I always find it interesting how the story changes when a lawyer gets to court. They can say anything they want outside of court without accountability but the rules are vastly different in court where you can get seriously penalized for lying.
06.11.2025 19:28 β π 20690 π 7613 π¬ 503 π 322Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
Are they finally catching on to his eternal grifting and gaslighting?
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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
These must have been YOUNG, young girls. Children, probably boys, too. I'm guessing violence was involved and a shit ton of drugs. We're in the dictator downfall era now, but that just means he's desperate and much more dangerous.
06.11.2025 18:51 β π 659 π 169 π¬ 55 π 12RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
This really hasnβt gotten enough attention this week.
@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
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SCOTUS TODAY
NEAL KATYAL IS ARGUING FOR SMALL BUSINESSES SCOTUS
TRUMP'S ATTORNEY ADMITS THAT AMERICANS DO PAY THE TARIFFS
Right on, CA π₯π₯π₯
05.11.2025 04:04 β π 7571 π 1161 π¬ 121 π 68Hot damn is it a great day in New York City, overnight a truly intriguing combination of sharia and socialist law has resulted in everyone having to wear rainbow burkhas, and we all actually did get issued a bisexual girlfriend itβs like a polyphonic spree music video
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