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Michael

@mnclde.bsky.social

Mostly banter. Interests: Diet Coke, finance, banking, economics and culture. Views are entirely my own, or Macron's.

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Team Alcaraz

07.09.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SO MANY upsets at Wimbledon today

30.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When will the world see that Raducanu is not a good tennis player? 😭

26.04.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see a deranged man walking around with a dead rabbit, a 3 foot baguette and hair everywhere, that’s me! Say hi

19.04.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The plan for today is Catalan rabbit stew!

19.04.2025 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m on the hunt for a rabbit

19.04.2025 12:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This feels stupid because I’m expecting it to be different than regular tomato sauce but a golden tomato is, at days end, still a tomato but here goes

12.04.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the plan for tonight is to make a golden tomato sauce

12.04.2025 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For the OG twitter folk, you’re probably wondering why it’s not 5 of 5, and I know, I’m a heifer. For a few that managed contact w me during my blackout social period, this is WILD for me post foot destruction & surgery

12.04.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ran 4 out of 5 days this week 😵‍💫

12.04.2025 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hate nothing more than carrying an umbrella

07.04.2025 10:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

United States of Poverty

04.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that’s a wrap on my first week at the new gig!!

28.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Updates pls!!

23.03.2025 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’d go to any funeral if they served this

23.03.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope it is bitter. A nice, bitter cremation. Or dinner

23.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have to roast / burn / brown / char everything in the recipe. It feels like cremation

23.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m making mole chichilo tonight. Apparently it’s the “sad mole” because you’re only supposed to have it at funerals (oops)

23.03.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the fuck Alcaraz

22.03.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! That one is great. I bought cherry vanilla tonight. It’s just as good

22.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which flavor? Most of them are amazing

22.03.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just trialed short track speed skating and I love it

21.03.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been stalled on making more of the Oaxacan moles because I needed avocado leaves. Found them at the market today, so here's to making another mole tomorrow or Friday!

19.03.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Three hours later and my legs feel amazing

18.03.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got the whole rink to myself on this lovely Tuesday

18.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That Asian girl soliloquy on White Lotus was beautiful 😭

17.03.2025 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m back in New York. I really liked Baltimore. DC sucked but I’d definitely hit Baltimore for a super last minute weekend trip

16.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m beyond over the upsets at Indian Wells. Shifting focus to Miami Open now

16.03.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Little Donna’s is incredible. Baltimore

16.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DC and Baltimore bound today!

15.03.2025 12:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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