Dunce Cap Aficionado

Me, when I’ve been verbally abusive to Claude literally all day, and then it asks me if I want to take a break bc we’ve reached a good stopping point:

I’m still over here curious what DJ Jr did to piss his dad off so bad he started blowing up incoming cocaine shipments.

A Philly based Fugees cover band, called Wyclef’s Jawn

This is a fucking masterclass.

Yeah just let the agentic ai spin containers at it’s own volition that’s fine I’ll just be sitting over here bear the fire extinguisher / exit door

But.

*IS* Joe Flacco elite?

When did bedding linens become more expensive than precious metals?

Ok. I fucking hate Philadelphia sports fans. But there’s a dude here in a tshirt, black lettering, white block print:

TRUMP
IS A
RUSSIAN
ASSET

GO BIRDS

Ok. I fucking hate Philadelphia sports fans. But there’s a dude here in a tshirt, black lettering, white block print:

TRUMP
IS A
RUSSIAN
ASSET

GO BIRDS

@metapostasy.bsky.social

Linktree websites should be illegal.

#VOTEDCA

Dogs are Anabolic.

It is known.

Adirondack chairs: for people who love chairs, sitting, AND trust falls.

I can

I can

Pretty sure we started to fail as a society when dudes were simultaneously being named Brendon and Brandon and we didn’t pass laws making sure that shit got nipped in the bud.

A jira add on something that can easily hit you in the crotch or kick you in the ass. 10/10, no notes.

Yo is it Infrastructure Week yet?

Oh, Conspiracy Theories are all bullshit?

Then explain to me why the generation that grew up on Lunchables now fucking love charcuterie.

Someone please tell the DNI to stop coming to work in X-Men Cosplay.

Me, in response to the instructor in this agentic AI course, “you in fact do not ‘gotta give it Meta’”

You should go on Dana Gould’s
Podcast

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IS POST MALONE.

The wind is hotter than stagnant air…

#TrumpsAmerica

::I’m reading teams at work::

“We *could* just use rust for this, it w…”

::slams laptop shut for eternity::

When you finally have to admit to yourself you’re really enjoying working under a West Pointer.

So, I’m open to a lot of the criticisms around AI, I just think robust discourse on new tech is never ‘bad’

But music artists giving a fuck about AI music is weird to me. We already know what music written and produced by robots sounds like, and it’s bad. (It’s called Imagine Dragons)

If your small town still has a Tastee-Freez *and* legal chili dog sucking that's probably more of an exurb.

Were I in charge, all croutons would be legally required to actually be tiny little grilled cheese sammiches.

#VoteDCA

What’s worse than scrolling through someone’s fucking life story to get to the fucking recipe?

Doing that and then the recipe is not even in freedom units.

Ship of Theseus jokes r so hot rn