Jessica

petition for people to look from their phones when they’re on stairs plsssss

The progression of reasons for deleting HER was the best part of the app 😂

Finally got into Severance and I have a lot of thoughts as I make my way through S1 (NO SPOILERS PLS) but one is hey Lumon your employees’ outies really hate The Big Light, but the innies are blinded by them

New dream job: the person laughing in the background of my fave comedians podcasts

Being a wannabe witch these days is pulling the Tower card in a future reading and once a relatable event happens, thinking, “I wonder if this is that, or if something even worse is coming”

Slaycation is a wild fever dream, so many silly camp moments but today my favourite is Jada saying “it’s giving E-I-E-I-O!” at a farm 🐴

I was absolutely not prepared for the Desperate Housewives time jump, whiplash, damn

Picture of a knocked over christmas tree.

Christmas has ended.

In other news I just had the thought “I wonder if there’s a rehab for depression” and then the thought “oh right, psych wards,” so. 🤡

Usually I very much agree with the “isn’t it amazing how people have no concept of space” that a lady loudly remarked but, my fast walking self had only just scooched in front of her on the street, and then my grumpy self got some evil glee by swinging my bag around and hearing her go “LIKE THAT.”

Did you also take pics in Buddies bathroom? 😂

Kyle MacLachlan and Nathan Fillion in the same episodes of Desperate Housewives is a whole era I never knew existed or that I needed

“You have a lot of stuff for a single person.” Hiring movers for the first time has been a great luxury but I knew that was coming 😅

I know I’m strong because it feels like every day I see some ad for something I want from Temu and I resist, because Temu.

Whoever is responsible for styling Dannii Minogue in I Kissed a Girl deserves the world.

I fear I may not even make it to my new apartment, as the days go on, I lose more of my will to live in Marketplace hell trying to sell my stuff. Why can’t people read descriptions?

Hi sky (void)