throw it some fish, it's working hard out there!
15.03.2025 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@terminatorbex.bsky.social
out here lurkin'
throw it some fish, it's working hard out there!
15.03.2025 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0now i'm searching for that tweet about trump being a poster and elon being a reply guy. didn't trump humiliate him multiple times on there? strange days
27.02.2025 02:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Legit the most surprising thing about the last month is how much Trump has let Elon big-dog him in public. It's shocking- I honestly thought he'd be way too much of a narcissist & attention hog to let The Most Divorced Man Alive upstage him this much
26.02.2025 23:46 β π 163 π 15 π¬ 10 π 8I think Trump and Musk each have a secret plan for the other to wind up in Guantanamo Bay.
26.02.2025 23:44 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i TOTALLY buy trump as a kgb asset circa 1987. definitely a plotline in the americans, a great show i am currently watching
24.02.2025 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0realized last night that dialectical behavioural therapy is REALLY useful when you get too high. i am always forgetting it's a bad idea to smoke joints in public
23.02.2025 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
17.02.2025 20:08 β π 32014 π 5348 π¬ 760 π 469it's a great song! life truly comes at you fast
17.02.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"No Oh no"
15.02.2025 06:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OHHH!!
06.02.2025 20:29 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0needs a wedgie real bad
06.02.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i don't know what the level beyond "crazy cat lady" is but i have reached it... i leashed trained my 2 guys and now i am seriously considering renting someone's yard so i can safely take them on an adventure. what a world! though i do highly recommend walking your cat, it is always hilarious
06.02.2025 18:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nah the french have us beat with serge gainsbourg (the contest being "weird old lecherous singers")
05.02.2025 06:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles
29.01.2025 17:18 β π 4384 π 579 π¬ 103 π 194affluent authoritarian policies are extremely unpopular and require a vast network of lies and propaganda to support them
they'll keep dismantling academia, journalism, and public educational reaources until we grow a collective backbone and kick them squarely in the teeth
Editor: You get that photo of a guy delivering ice for our feature on everyday life in 1928?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what