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Mostly spouting streams of consciousness about UK reality TV and complaining about Brexit

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Does this mean that SIR David Beckham now outranks Mr Andrew Windsor? ๐Ÿ˜€

04.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sam Vanderpump. Man that's heavy โ˜น๏ธ Poor guy. And poor fiancee #MadeInChelsea

27.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a particular kind of doomer on here who's like "and then SCOTUS will install him as president for a third term, and the military will back him up" as if that's the end of history.

Friend, there's still an "and then" after that.

27.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3336    ๐Ÿ” 481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 207    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Julia: "You don't kiss your best mate's ex-girlfriend" ... err #MadeInChelsea that's pretty much ALL that happens!

27.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are there any left?

27.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joe and Maeve are both at fault. Joe shouldn't have completely ghosted her. Maeve needs to learn to have calm discussions without shouting and taking it to 100% in a second #MAFSUK

27.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the house isn't sitting (since Johnson has suspended it), how can there be any motions at all?

22.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

personally, if I were doing an authoritarian takeover I would try my best to avoid things that can easily be construed as an obvious symbol of how I am destroying my country and my office, but thatโ€™s just me

21.10.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farmers are some of the biggest MAGA supporters out there. As farmers, they should be well aware of the principle of reaping what you sow.

21.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every week, the UK Prime Minister must stand and face questions in Parliament regarding his choices and actions. It seems bizarre to me that the President of the United States seemingly doesn't have to answer to anyone.

21.10.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tel Aviv derby called off by police after violent riots.
I've still no idea why Starmer chose to expend what little valuable political capital he has left trying to overturn this ban on the Tel Aviv Maccabi fans

20.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kings were often betrayed by their closest advisors. Just saying.

19.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know we're supposed to accept this as the "new normal", but we have the President of United States posting video of him as a king shitting over the american people. Like, what time line are we actually in that this is ever normal?

19.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does the Green Party support rejoining the EU?

19.10.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So looks like Kuenssberg *really* can't face Polanski. What is she scared of? He's finally on the show, but Victoria Derbyshire is hosting today.

19.10.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NoKings only frogs

17.10.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Steven's teenager like patchy wirey "beard" growth bother anyone else? ๐Ÿ˜† #MAFSUK

16.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It would be a shame if once the base was established, the locals kept calling ICE in on the Quatari personnel

10.10.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are going to allow islamic Qatar build an airbase on US sovereign soil? Trying to get around the cognative dissonance with this is going to make MAGA heads explode

10.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Begging for a Nobel Peace Prize is exactly the sort of thing that should instantly disqualify you from ever receiving one.

09.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joe Wicks is too young to have been around for the Jolt Cola fad. Kids will buy his killer bar *because* its bad for you. It'll become cult. Luckily its a limited run!

08.10.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigel Farage is owned by Russia. Vote Leave was illegally financed by Russia. Brexit was and is a Russian active measure to harm Britain and its home in Europe.

06.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1061    ๐Ÿ” 347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Agreed. And lots of emotional intelligence.

06.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Ash would just let Grace pay for a date that might relieve the "expectations" pressure she feels a bit #MAFSUK

06.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leaving the European Convention on Human Rights would be an act of self-sabotage, not independence, because the convention was forged from British ideals of justice and human dignity, written by our own lawyers in the ruins of war, to ensure that tyranny could never again take hold in Europe.

06.10.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Leah is my absolute Queen this season. Putting up with Leigh's frostiness, having Dean's back, and now confronting Steven. She is an absolute goddess! #MAFSUK

03.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steven: "I don't want others meddling in our business, you'll see another side of me you dont like". This is such a massive red flag - isolating your partner from support is a classic abuser trait #MAFSUK

02.10.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Give a Shift About Nature posts: "Just so we're clear, Americans are GROSSLY underreacting to what's being done to their country right now."

Give a Shift About Nature posts: "Just so we're clear, Americans are GROSSLY underreacting to what's being done to their country right now."

Yep, by a factor of like 1 million or whatever bluevirginia.us/2025/09/tues...

01.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 901    ๐Ÿ” 240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

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