moon in the water 🪸

So many good lines. 52 years later, getting pretty sick of these things

In 1905 scientists discovered that “pronouns” come in pairs, HeHim or SheHer determining biological sex. Later, we learned pronouns carry genes, replicate, and can mutate. Recent studies have isolated the pronouns "USA" and "Un/Vaxxed" in certain middle aged white male populations.

Laugh at them. They're used to being called bad boys, being called evil. That's part of their narrative. They relish it.

Laugh at them. Make fun of their "my first raid" radios, their Target camo pants... Really enjoy it. Laugh at 'em!

A nation organized on the principles of Anti-Wokness and owning the libs cannot survive.

YouTube video by Jello Biafra - Topic Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus

Pop in your earbuds, listen to music that makes you laugh, walk down the street and sing it out loud. youtu.be/BQGJLWr_HGY?...

God didn't make me all that conscientious, but God damn if he didn't make me anxious, and thank God for that. feels like hell, but it's a hell of a spur. Helped me get my shit together more times than I can count.

Can we call them fascist yet?

That's a great rule 👍

Holy smokes that is fiyah

How does a multinational news company "die like a dog"? I just want to know what Trump means. I don't think he knows!

looks like Stephen Miller's lil pee pee

Let them cook--we're only a quarter way through the century, and they already have concepts of a plan!

#LegalizeGolf

♥️♥️same

What song is as lovingly recorded and produced as "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac?

Postin' & scrollin', like the rest of us

For people that led difficult, evisurated lives, death and whatever comes next will probably feel amazing and blissful. For those who lived selfish, opulent, or honestly even just comfortable lives, death in the afterlife might not be quite as enjoyable

Real Kevin Spacey energy here.

Real Kevin Spacey energy here.

lmaooo it's only violence when THEY do it

DHAMMAPADA
Reasons:

Anti-Attachment (Bad for market)

"Animal Rights" (even bugs???)

Pro-Compassion for All Beings (yuck)

Greed is Bad??

GOSPEL OF MATTHEW
Reasons:

Pro-Poor/Meek (Beatitudes)

Anti-Wealth Hoarding (“camel/needle’s eye”)

Pro-Immigrant/Outsider Welcome (“I was a stranger…”)

Pro Crime / Amnesty (Forgives Barabbas, Anti-Capital Punishment)

EPISTLE OF JAMES
Reasons:

Pro-Praxis (works, not words)

Anti-Favoring the Rich in Court

Pro-Widow/Orphan (Yuck!)

Anti-Exploitative Wages

QUR’AN (Zakat)
Reasons:

Pro-Taxes (Obligatory Charity)

Anti-Free Market (High interest loans)

Pro-Orphan Care

Anti-Wealth Worship

BOOK OF ISAIAH
Reasons:

Anti 2nd Amendment (Swords-into-Plowshares)

Anti Right-to-Work (Oppressive Yokes)

Pro-Refuge & Repair

Anti-War Economy

THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy)
Reasons:

Anti-Project 2035
Pro-Fire Carrying (I'm breathing, gimme crap)
Anti-Free Market Cannibals

FREE WILLY
Reasons:

"Animal Rights"

Against Privatized Aquariums

Pro-Boy/Whale Friendship (Yucky!)

Anti-Capitalist / Free Market Whale Extraction)

E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
Reasons:

Pro-Criminal Alien

Anti-DHS/ICE

Pro-Cyclist

Yucky!

Do you guys notice a weird subconscious will to lose? Like, self-sabotage stuff? What the hell is that

Wait, you're saying at 16 years old you weren't painfully aware of your shortcomings? And wanted to tell parents/teachers/peers, whomever: "you think I don't know that??"