Crist Jarrett @ceejness - Bluesky Profile

We’re due for another.

17.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HAPPY HORSE YEAR!!!

17.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going way too hard for Chinese New Year.

17.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll take one, please.

16.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omnipresent. All of it. Everything. Both. None. Imaginary. Time is a man made construct. Helicopters only.

16.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you have any buildings/warehouses/studios I can has?

16.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this but with Bubba and Reddick

15.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

"By removing writing from reporters’ workloads, we’ve effectively freed up an extra workday for them each week" is an insane sentence.

16.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 451 🔁 109 💬 18 📌 6

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

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Luther ‘Uncle Luke’ Campbell announces plans for Congressional run during appearance on TWISF Election season underway and some South Florida races are already stealing the spotlight.

Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell announces plans to run for Congress

15.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 266 🔁 64 💬 34 📌 121

Yes.

16.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The words, “YOUR LOAD, ANY ROAD.” on the side of a semi truck trailer for Canadian ACME Transportation.

Oh. I didn’t know it was that kind of fiesta in Canadá.

15.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t worry, mine is right.

16.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#EBFG #SGAFSU

16.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m one of the most talented humans on Earth. Nothing is impossible for me and my penis.

15.02.2026 07:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

14.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

To you this is a choice. This is how I LIVE.

15.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Would be me tbh

15.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They got white dudes in callaway hats protesting man it’s over

14.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

You know how many prop bets on women’s curling have come through for me?!

15.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

14.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 23204 🔁 4784 💬 223 📌 169

Mom-maxxing

14.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

…hopefully

14.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s a hero but ma’am please wear a mask next time so they don’t catch you

13.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

13.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Evergreen

13.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0