Crist Jarrett

Can we keep him?

It might if he so much as watches this clip.

There is an entire MA thesis in here for an intrepid scholar

This is a very important article that everyone needs to read.

This is a threat that affects... infects the whole world.

Please pass it along.

If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity

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Hotdog Earth

You either die a hero or live long enough to say this is when we need villains, actually

Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Because it’s not.

The reason I liked the movie Civil War, and thought some missed the point, was that it depicted the miserably chaotic societal breakdown of a civil conflict, in contrast to fantasists’ imagination of what a civil war would look like.

Just about anyone who thinks they’d like a real one is wrong.

Here's an idea: Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in 2028 must pledge to rip this cabal of anti-democracy tech fascists out of our government.

Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.

Harrison Ford

José Ferrer

Not sure about this Mariners trade, Harry Ford has grossed more at the box office but José Ferrer has more Academy Awards

This is the correct answer.

LOL Manny Diaz

Can we get the Columbus High group to buy out the NFL draft for us?

I need this kid to stop talking it’s ruining the moment for me

Post game interview Andrew Luck dork vibes pay off whoever you need to.

Stephen Ross, please bribe somebody to get Mendoza to the Dolphins.

MLS Cup being here is annooooyyyyyyyyyinguh.

@npr it’s not a principle. It is a constitutional guarantee.

It’s because places like MetLife Stadium in NJ have multiple players injured on their terrible surface every year and ownership refuses to do anything about it.

Poower play

Looks like he finally listened to Episode 54 of @floridamanmurders.bsky.social

- Guns are the #1 killer of kids in America.
- 42 million Americans have lived within a mile of a mass shooting.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

The majority of us agree: 2 in 3 Americans believe we should BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS.

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Imagine getting a day off work because your country is celebrating when they abolished the army 🥲🥲🥲🥲

I’m bitter so I’m putting Tico spouse to work around the house since he has a day off lmao

That sounds like the ambien challenge.

Good for you, Weegsy, now knock it the fuck off.