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Stoopid tale keeps touchng my eare

04.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1174    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

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I only follow a couple legal types but they all seem to think the charges will die relatively quickly

31.01.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If a French dip qualifies, you can probably get away with grilled cheese & tomato soup

29.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. The 4 wishes (1 smoky, 2 fountain & 1 magic lamp) and magic marker I managed to acquire in between the quest and tackling Fort Ludios were nicer though, haha. This wizard is ready to ascend and I haven't even tackled Medusa yet.

28.01.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3/x This smoky potion did in fact spawn a djinni, who then said to Pug "You freed me!" This chunk with Pug and the djinni happened off screen, thus the somewhat vague description. Making for a very confusing block of text :D

28.01.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2/x Then, a different prisoner (named Pug) drank a potion of gain level that he happened to spawn with. In this current game, potions of gain level have the randomized appearance of "smoky" potions. Smoky potions, when drank, have a small chance to spawn a djinni.

28.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/x Explainer/context: I was on the final level of the Wizard quest, which contains some prisoners locked up in cells. I released one, and the prisoner said "I'm finally free!"

28.01.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of some text from Nethack, which reads:

The door opens.
The prisoner speaks:
"I'm finally free!"
n - a scroll of enchant armor.
Pick a monster, object or location.
You hear a chugging sound.
Something speaks.
"You freed me!"
You hear a chugging sound.

A screenshot of some text from Nethack, which reads: The door opens. The prisoner speaks: "I'm finally free!" n - a scroll of enchant armor. Pick a monster, object or location. You hear a chugging sound. Something speaks. "You freed me!" You hear a chugging sound.

Time for another installment of #OnlyInNethack #Nethack

28.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did end up legit using a weapon for a bit - I found the demon lords/princes hard to take down with just fists. Probably I should have been focusing on spellcasting more. Pretty weak part of my game, I rarely play casters.

26.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've never made it quite that far. Here, I got to the castle with my ascension kit pretty much sorted and the conduct intact - until I ran from one chest to the other looking for the WoW, and got frustrated with the quick travel stopping at all the item piles. So I held down "right". Sad face.

26.01.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lots of bones files and several early wishes (smoky potions of healing, 2 or 3 magic lamps) made this a really smooth early game.

26.01.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was a failed attempt at the never hit with a wielded weapon conduct (turns out you shouldn't hold down a direction key when running through the castle and wielding a pickaxe). Still a fun ascension though!
#Nethack #Ascension

26.01.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I did. On the plane of earth as we speak, actually!

26.01.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. He never occurred to me until this happened that this was a thing to watch out for it.

It didn't help that I was altar farming on a level with a polymorph trap. So the peaceful monsters were... varied. Demons and trolls and giants and elementals and such.

26.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I punched a hostile raven into the killer bee, damaging it and angering it. So, no, but I did damage one. Thus the anger party :)

26.01.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron β€’ 11h
In the last hour, "T2" posted this same photo five times, replying to Pete Hegseth, Steven Miller, Bondi, etc. Just this photo, no text. Retired 4-star Gen.
Tony Thomas led the nation's Special Operations Command.
β€’ Tony Thomas @TonyT2Th...β€’ 13h x.com/stephenm/statu...

Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron β€’ 11h In the last hour, "T2" posted this same photo five times, replying to Pete Hegseth, Steven Miller, Bondi, etc. Just this photo, no text. Retired 4-star Gen. Tony Thomas led the nation's Special Operations Command. β€’ Tony Thomas @TonyT2Th...β€’ 13h x.com/stephenm/statu...

Retired 4-star Gen. Tony Thomas who led the Special Operations Command has been tweeting this image at Hegseth, Miller, Bondi, et al. Are they going to prosecute him for β€œsedition” as well? Will Perfidy Pete try to take away his pension?

26.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
A block of text from Nethack. It reads:

The raven flutters from your powerful strike!
The raven bumps into a killer bee.
The killer bee buzzes!
The gnome lord turns to flee.
It gets angry!
The frost giant gets angry!
It gets angry!
The water troll gets angry!
It gets angry!
It exclaims "Oh my!" and then turns to flee.
It gets angry!
The barrow wight gets angry!
It gets angry!
You kill the raven!

A block of text from Nethack. It reads: The raven flutters from your powerful strike! The raven bumps into a killer bee. The killer bee buzzes! The gnome lord turns to flee. It gets angry! The frost giant gets angry! It gets angry! The water troll gets angry! It gets angry! It exclaims "Oh my!" and then turns to flee. It gets angry! The barrow wight gets angry! It gets angry! You kill the raven!

Only in Nethack :D

26.01.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with a patch on his eye is talking to another man . ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a patch on his eye is talking to another man .

Haha, political violence is never morally justified, haha

25.01.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of them aren't completely delusional
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25.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think there's any chance the concept of a general strike picks up any steam among Americans? And, assuming it did and one happened, what kind of impact do you imagine it having?

24.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still remember that original TV commercial, with the actors in mascot costumes beating each other up. It was such a great ad imo.

21.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

12.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27142    πŸ” 8254    πŸ’¬ 394    πŸ“Œ 332

There's gno such thing as too bright a future for Draw Steel

10.12.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Ron & Russell Sparks, and a caption indicating that I listened to them for 3,357 minutes this year.

An image of Ron & Russell Sparks, and a caption indicating that I listened to them for 3,357 minutes this year.

Looks like Sparks isn't just a fad for me ...

Ty to @mattcolville.bsky.social for turning me on to them a couple few years ago

04.12.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they would be dreamy. Is it a nasal spray? That's what my doc prescribed. Even if yours isn't I should still start on mine, but I'm curious.

25.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine did the same and I have yet to actually use it πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

I should really get on that

25.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like @'ing people but @mattcolville.bsky.social I think you'd enjoy this

24.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Villain in Matt's novels

11.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very illustrative and I feel like it describes much of my youth (and, who am I kidding, my adult life).

13.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy for you, this has been in the works for a while now. It's cool to see vision realized.

12.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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