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Bold move in year when he was supposed to win the National Championship and when he probably doesn’t even make the playoffs

Maybe he’s going to give us a quadruple double

The object permanence of a 3 month old baby

It’s a double loss for universities. They not only lose out as employers, but also lose their ability to attract foreign students

Capitalizing on our growing malaise with ever increasing screen time by strapping the screen to our faces

Tbf in 1979 all 20 year olds looked like they were 40

Look, 160 bucks and no chips was a terrible deal. 300 and some chips on the other hand…

LinkedIn alert saying “the owner of a major Bay Area coffee company is being sold for $18 billion”

I’m sorry what

Also Giorgia Meloni and her party, all Tolkien fans

Old enough to remember that these are the same folks who said that Jill Biden didn’t deserve the title of Dr.

Exactly - what it really means is that these models are approaching the limit of what can be achieved with this kind of architecture, and so they are all going to be very close to each other as they approach that limit, and by the way, that limit is barely a shadow of a representation of reality.

I’m sorry how many people from New York and California applied for teaching jobs in Oklahoma last year?

"Everyone is welcome, diversity is our strength, inclusion is our power" lawn sign, "Gentrification is genocide" sign in hand ready to protest a 3-story apartment building down the road.

I don’t think it’s going to be necessary because I don’t see Obama having any interest in stepping up

Which is by the way not showing up in the data

Next year they can have the 5* long snapper from Auburn

Women love going out for dinner with men who will judge them if they order dessert

Obviously he is not in there, because they don't exist

I am sorry what sport is this?

The Divorce Mediation Institute of Utah seems particularly fitting

Dog continues to dunk while folks continue to wave the rule book, continues to be the undefeated theory of our times

Thing is no one outside of this country even knows what flag football is and what the goals of the game or the rules are. Most countries will not even put together a team and for those who will, those teams will be made of people who have day jobs like accountant and parking garage attendant.

So he's started carrying his children on his own now?

As long as it picks Pizzaballa and as long as it forces Pizzaballa to keep Pizzaballa as his pope name, I am on board

Heard great things about possums

MAFiA?

Someone should buy this man a hot dog costume

In other circumstances, for example the circumstance of not having lost, he would have won

Part of it is willful. Everyone benefits from prices not falling and bubbles not bursting. Everyone keeps dancing as long as the orchestra is playing, even if the ship might be going down.

What is your most European idea?