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Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of Fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.” https://jonathanhansen.ghost.io

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The leagues are going to need to grapple with selling their souls to the devil when their players start needing round-the-clock security because people lost their shirts on Kalshi, Polymarket, DraftKings, or DoofusBet & loansharks tell bettors it's a bullet to the head of the player or their kid.

20.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 203    🔁 51    💬 5    📌 2

To my mind, this is the single tweet that explains 95% of the energy behind the MAGA movement.

20.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 715    🔁 182    💬 28    📌 10

now liberals please gather round, so we can walk you through the alternatives to “just voting.”

this here is called Direct Action.

20.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 785    🔁 210    💬 2    📌 5

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

20.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 3055    🔁 1176    💬 28    📌 10

This, but also seizing all his wealth would do more for everyone on Earth than the $2,000 per person.

20.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 69    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0

Yep. And let me tell you, we paid attention to that movie

20.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the basic desire here is for a woman who is extremely desirable but also so completely insulated from and uninterested in the real world that she could be tricked into being with a dumb loser and never even realize it

20.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1412    🔁 119    💬 76    📌 4
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Volkswagen Workers Make History, Ratify First Union Contract at Major Southern Auto Plant - UAW | United Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America In a historic victory, Volkswagen workers have voted by 96 percent to ratify their first union contract. The deal locks in 20 percent wage increases, healthcare cost reductions, job security guarantee...

In a historic victory, Volkswagen workers have voted by 96 percent to ratify their first union contract. The deal locks in 20 percent wage increases, healthcare cost reductions, job security guarantees, an enforceable grievance procedure, and much more.

📰 uaw.org/volkswagen-w...

20.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 466    🔁 120    💬 6    📌 10

I can't bring myself to press play bc reading the words is bad enough

20.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 214    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

The Scarlet Pimpernel (1982)
Romeo and Juliet (1968)
The Cutting Edge
Charlotte's Web
Animal Farm
Multiple episodes of DeGrassi Jr. High (the first couple of seasons with Joey Jeremiah and Stephanie)
#FilmSky 📽️ 📺

20.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TFW the assignment requires a minimum number of words

20.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my unexpert opinion: I would highly recommend purchasing any consumer goods you need in the next few years right now like this exact second,

20.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 329    🔁 44    💬 3    📌 4

I can hear the brassy horns playing the theme already

20.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cruelty and entitlement. That's what it always comes down to with these white monsters, top to bottom, from the halls of power to the small towns, this is a microcosm of who they are, this is their toxic fucking culture. Trump is white America, and white America is Trump.

20.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Those magic effects are killer. Love the big anhk

20.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It looks like they were made to be together.

"Time to come out of retirement..."

20.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sell-outs and pedophile-lovers

20.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich."

HOW INTERESTING.

20.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 2039    🔁 745    💬 57    📌 84

That turtleneck

20.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amazing

20.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember, all of this, everything happening now, this is what the majority of white Americans, across all demographics, but especially the ones in the suburbs and small towns, specifically voted for three fucking times, this is the world they want, that's why they're the enemy for now and forever.

20.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Minneapolis has been fighting a war against fascism in the street for two months now.
Everyone in the city has stories like this either personally or from close friends now.

The federal government wants us all dead or compliant and our elected leadership is done nothing to help or protect us.

20.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 55    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

I love blocking. I block Trumpers, bigots, TERFs, Centrists, AI sloppists, unfunny shitposters, "devil's advocates just asking questions" and stupid pop culture opinions. I block randos I happen across being assholes in other people's mentions. One strike and you're out, and there's no coming back.

20.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It's always good whenever Trump is having a bad day. It's like the sun shines that much more brightly.

20.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She is my favorite Olympic athlete in a long time. What a joyous spirit.

And what a glorious personal, and American, story.

To the likes of Miller, Vance, Musk, Trump, Thiel, et al, her family is part of the "civilizational erasure" and "civilizational suicide" threat to their imagined Valhalla.

20.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 460    🔁 80    💬 16    📌 2
a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex?

https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

19.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 6768    🔁 957    💬 205    📌 246
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Haven't had time for many lately but I've got one lined up for tonight 🖤

20.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Lmao

20.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 66    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

The absolute arrogance.

20.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 2632    🔁 776    💬 80    📌 16

They took down the American flag to put up a Trump banner. Man, if you can't use this visual and story in communications, I don't know, what can you do

20.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 105    🔁 37    💬 4    📌 0

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