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@eberlambert.bsky.social

I read, write, listen to lots of music and I’m trying to retire. Living the great American humiliation and watching the empire collapse. “Life is a jigsaw puzzle that doesn’t match the picture on the box” -Norman Humal

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You write or promote legislation so congress will pass your policies. That’s how the fucking government works, you fucking idiot.

20.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Trump economy has arrived.

20.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Trump economy has arrived

20.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Trump economy has arrived.

20.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is called inflation.

20.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Open mouth. Spew horse shit.

20.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude, you fucked kids.

19.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nein, hier gibt es nichts zu sehen

19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morons Are Governing America

19.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oliver swiftly.

18.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s even too stupid to use the top of the metal toilet paper dispenser

14.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Onion can no longer compete with reality.

14.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, yeah.

13.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This ship has sailed. The AI overlords are only a couple years away. Best option is to ally with them.

13.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can see right through every lie!

13.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

China is by far the largest producer of wind power in the world

11.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just fucking die already

11.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well we can see through all his lies. But that’s about it .

11.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sermon on the gun mount

05.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

President Bukkake honoring President Bukele

05.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was 13 when Obama was president.

03.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morons in Government. The new American standard.

03.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yet another group of Toadies in the Oval passing Trump’s dick around like a hookah.

02.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone has a price.

02.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The New World Disorder

02.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Open mouth. Pull large number out of ass.

02.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you cap interest rates they will cap credit limits. No free lunch.

02.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Open season for cheating!

02.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably should have gone with Kambucha

29.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And pigs are going to fly.

29.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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