You write or promote legislation so congress will pass your policies. That’s how the fucking government works, you fucking idiot.
20.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@eberlambert.bsky.social
I read, write, listen to lots of music and I’m trying to retire. Living the great American humiliation and watching the empire collapse. “Life is a jigsaw puzzle that doesn’t match the picture on the box” -Norman Humal
You write or promote legislation so congress will pass your policies. That’s how the fucking government works, you fucking idiot.
20.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trump economy has arrived.
20.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trump economy has arrived
20.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trump economy has arrived.
20.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is called inflation.
20.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Open mouth. Spew horse shit.
20.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude, you fucked kids.
19.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nein, hier gibt es nichts zu sehen
19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Morons Are Governing America
19.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oliver swiftly.
18.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s even too stupid to use the top of the metal toilet paper dispenser
14.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Onion can no longer compete with reality.
14.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, yeah.
13.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This ship has sailed. The AI overlords are only a couple years away. Best option is to ally with them.
13.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can see right through every lie!
13.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0China is by far the largest producer of wind power in the world
11.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just fucking die already
11.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well we can see through all his lies. But that’s about it .
11.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sermon on the gun mount
05.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0President Bukkake honoring President Bukele
05.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was 13 when Obama was president.
03.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Morons in Government. The new American standard.
03.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yet another group of Toadies in the Oval passing Trump’s dick around like a hookah.
02.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone has a price.
02.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The New World Disorder
02.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Open mouth. Pull large number out of ass.
02.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you cap interest rates they will cap credit limits. No free lunch.
02.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Open season for cheating!
02.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably should have gone with Kambucha
29.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And pigs are going to fly.
29.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0