quirked up jacob

John Pork is real???

they’re putting tariffs on the labubus

leftist vegan baddie kills you with a plant-based pussy

I need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death

deriving novelty from the inherent entropy of the universe

(my cat swatting at a toy on a string)

These hoes thick as fuck.

it's hard to be dudeperfect these days :⁠-⁠\

my dick is officially off the grid

If any of my clothing says 'Hand Wash Only' then I'm ONLY using my HANDS to put it in the WASHing machine

MF DOOM's Madvillainy for the NintendoDS

nothing beats the original DS library

"toastcrunchification" is a form of convergent evolution in which non-toastcrunch lifeforms slowly evolve into a toastcrunch-like cellular structure

QED: Totino's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Rolls

I hope the economy crashes

I'm the woker, baby!

Yeah I bought it less than a week ago and it got me. Worth it.

Men used to write poetry when they couldn't get laid.

You tried Balatro yet? It's like Isaac had a baby with Poker, would recommend

Wait why isn't Mr. Blue sky by electric light orchestra (1977) not playing every time I open this app?

local bean boy in shambles

cookie-gremlin daughter or soy-boy son?

self-described "spouse-pilled" "wife-cel"

the wyrms are back

we're the Costco Guys, of course we aid and abet in the assassination of health insurance executives!

Hey Google search for "Local Gamers Near Me"

Ken Jennings could beat the shit out of Colin Jost and I hope he does