Eternally Anxious & Covered in Cat Hair

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Same. I've been doing it since the election. Lately, my thing has been to stock up on germicidal wipes and sprays. Like, I have plenty of Lysol and Clorox wipes, but for some reason, I've been adding a tub of CaviWipes to my order every time I check out. I have issues. 🤣

a teddy bear is wearing a hat that says smokey on it . Alt: Smokey the bear is wearing a hat that says smokey on it nodding in approval

Smokey says controlled or prescribed fires, can help eliminate invasive species that can be harmful to the local environment

Gritty out there, saving the day. One can at a time.

I like this idea

C'mon asteroid. Do us all a solid.

Oh lord, i hadn't thought about that. I figured it would be the opposite reaction - or at least that's what my f*ed up body would do. 🤣 I remember when ALLI (I think?) came out in the early 2000's and it came with an advisement to bring an extra pair of pants with you til you get used to it.

The side effects of any of those drugs are what has scared me off from even asking my doctor about them. I absolutely despise being nauseous - like it causes me panic attacks, which, of course, then makes the nausea worse. I'm so happy for you that you found something that works!

Covered by insurance AND no side effects?! I am so incredibly jealous rn. Yay for you!!!!!

I just saw a story that MoonPie has renamed Florida to MoonPieTown and I instantly thought of @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

I hope this new name brings her joy! ❤️

I'm rewatching now and absolutely cackling! I'm a lifelong Broncos fan, so I'm used to having a team be decent in regular season (although not for quite some time) and then just completely choking during the big game. This superb Owl was *chefs kiss*. May be an Eagles convert now. 🦅

THIS.

Hubs was like "Why is he standing on that car?!" Then people came flooding out and he was all "they destroyed a beautiful car! What the fuck?!!!" 🤣

Prince performs in the rain at half time at Super Bowl XLI, Alamy photo

perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.

I just startled my cat with my cackling.

Someone want to tell me how we are NOT in 1930's Germany?

Ummm.... That's interesting?

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

This is the kind of shit I'm here for.

I'm on board. They might clean up everything a bit.

An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.

DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.

P.K. gives zero fucks that I have COVID and a 101.2 temp. She wants her fucking dinner - NOW!!!!

Best motivator I've found so far.

This is absolutely the best motivation to get healthy that I've seen. This may actually be the thing that makes me get my shit together. Thank you.

Oh, i will. But I might not have seen it without you. So props go out to lots of folks for this one!

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I really needed this today. When I ask myself "why does getting/staying healthy matter? Everything is fucked so who cares if I treat my body like shit." THIS is a wonderful motivator. Thank you, Blaw. Seriously.

Sending GOOD vibes. Hopefully they cancel out any other types of vibes. ❤️

Once watched a prosecutor fall out of her chair in front of the jury. My attorney (defense) made a little joke and the jury laughed. 2 hours later he fell out of his chair. Defendant laughed, jury laughed, judge laughed, prosecutor laughed, but I laughed the most, then made sure my chair was steady.