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one day they’re going to cuddle. speaking it into existence!!!

oh don’t forget the warriors for christ showing up to harass the muslim college students during their morning prayers & this gem right here

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to each other with the word florida written on the bottom . ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to each other with the word florida written on the bottom .

ofc the olds are in the comments reminiscing about how everyone used to have shotgun racks in their trucks & the principle would come out to check out their new guns

there have been two recent incidents at our local high schools of kids bringing loaded guns. one gun was left in the car, where it was stolen, & people are saying the perpetrator is a victim. the other was in a backpack & the kid tried to grab the officer’s gun when it was discovered.

I’ve been liking frame & liverpool recently

a man sitting in a car with the word tequila written below him ALT: a man sitting in a car with the word tequila written below him

I have not been drinking much lately, but there is zero chance of sobriety tonight

thanks, friend. gonna need all of that. in addition to that drama, I can’t wait to be harassed by my senile mil for not giving her a grandson. 🔁 bonus points if my sil, who has apparently taken the side of her friend in my dog bite legal battle, is there 🥳

idk dude. there is so much to unpack. he’s also basically moved in w my mom/they’re still trying to move somewhere else together. we are seeing them tn for my mil’s bday party & he better not try to discuss this all then. my mom already told me that he put in a request to chat w us.

a man wearing glasses and a hoodie says " a little weird " ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hoodie says " a little weird "

my mom told me earlier that his wife had “maybe died” (like how is this a maybe????) yesterday. & then he randomly texted me about her saying she was going into hospice & included a picture from 2019

my mom’s bf is texting me about his dying wife??? get me out of this timeline 😫

not in miami (is it bad that my toddler knows how to do a plur bracelet trade? lmaooo)

54° playing fetch w my new buddy in the sunshine. bottle this feeling up pls & thx

lol

do I have to wear makeup to this (potential new school) open house? I ask mostly bc it’s in a fancy pants part of town but I don’t wannaaaa

someone went up & down the stairs like a big boy! he was very appropriate in the kitty room. gertrude hissed when he got close & he ran away 😅🥺

“mama can we keep him forever?”

she fed him cucumbers & now they’re pals 🥹

football with this big mush 🖤

he got some good zooms in! definitely lacking some confidence but he’s still super sweet & playful

we’re doing an overnight! first impression has been really good. I’m digging this guy! he’s said to be kid/cat/dog friendly but we have not tested any of those yet

here we go again! say hi to magnet!!!

a baby is laying on a checkered floor next to a pink carousel horse . ALT: a baby is laying on a checkered floor next to a pink carousel horse .

about to walk in & have an intervention w my mom. haven’t heard from her in 11 days & I got another call from the wellness director at her alf yesterday bc she’s refusing to take meds & her blood pressure is dropping

it is abysmal. animal control should not be run by the fucking sheriff who hates animals. tbh do not get me started bc I will not get off my soap box.

the shelter here is euthanizing over 400 animals a month. it is absolutely disgusting.

omg hahah it snowballs quickly 😂 all I have to do is log on to fb & my feed is nothing but rescues. both adorable & depressing af

I already got my husband to say I could pick a janky dog now & then in a little while he gets to pick a dog… then we all know what that leads to… a third for cj. this is what he received last night 🤣

this gorgeous dad (!) & pups are headed to a cat rescue today (lol) I’m secretly hoping they love kitties bc I’d love to take both dad & a baby. 🥹 last night cj was demanding we get two dogs, not one. definitely my child lmao

indeed! I have my sights on a few others as always lol