Iceberg Artisan (she/her)

a man in a green jacket holds a psycho hydro water gun Alt: a man in a green jacket holds a psycho hydro water gun

Today, to celebrate the end of civilization, I shall watch both Running Man movies in a row but in the wrong order.

One of the first things we did when we moved into this house was rip that thing off the front door.

I looked at ESPN and am thrilled that Tom Brady is having a bad day.

I just want to know if Tom Brady is having a bad day or not without googling it.

Right! It is kind of amazing. The regular news sites don’t have anything either.

I have been lazily scrolling for fifteen minutes and not once has anyone said who won the game last night. It isn’t on the front page of any of my normal news sites either.

The NFL is a criminal organization built on the broken backs and brains of young Black and brown men solely to further enrich a bunch of wealthy people. I sincerely hope American football is criminalized in my lifetime.

Many many people cannot afford to just fly to Thailand.

a woman with a tattoo on her face is behind bars and says `` i 'm bored . play with me . '' Alt: a woman with a tattoo on her face is behind bars and says `` i 'm bored . play with me . ''

Also.

Being bored and chronically ill is a very dangerous combination because the minute I get a chance, I’m overdoing the SHIT out of my day.

Brits are so extra.

I’m watching GBBO and they are making them. I am edified to know I’m not the only one who is confused by this. They aren’t floppy!

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They are not the same thing. Like at all. Flapjacks are like baked granola bars.

Y’all, how long have pancakes and flapjacks been different things? I think I’m going crazy. I thought that they were the same thing.

It must be done.

Fifteen seconds in and my migraine is like what the hell are you doing

Listening to Five Alarm Funk when you have a migraine hangover is opposite action.

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

He is a dog, objectively the best species on the planet, AND he is a musician. I love him.

a brown teddy bear is playing a piano with a sheet of music on it Alt: a brown stuffed muppet dog is playing a piano with a sheet of music on it

What are your top three Muppets? Mine are obviously Rowlf, Animal, and Janice.

Fair enough!

In my defense, I was only 17.

I did once read that Billy Joel refused to play Uptown Girl at concerts because he was so sick of it.

YouTube video by Andy Hipkin Phil Collins - In the air tonight (ft drunk deer)

I find myself charmed now by his general boring vibe and Coming in the Air Tonight was saved for me by this video: youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU?...

I adore Queen but I got tired of BR in like 1998.

I used to have a massive issue with Phil Collins and Genesis but somehow it just evaporated and now it’s fine?

Okay but have you heard Delilah? Freddie wrote it for his cat and it is very silly.

Fleetwood Mac. Just anything by Fleetwood Mac. And don’t start with me, I have tried to like them, I really have, but it is like they make the wrong musical choices on purpose and I hate them.

I am also currently unable to turn over without waking them up which means I think that my day has now started because I cannot sleep like this. Alas!