@kallisticomms.bsky.social
Impropaganda mouthpiece for the Temple of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion. Staring/Screaming into the Abyss/Void (delete as appropriate) QUEER AF.
Goodbye Ozzy Osborne. If I see the adventurer that found your phylactery they're in big trouble.
22.07.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've just beaten a fly to death with this.
14.05.2025 09:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Titanic/The Wire crossover.
Sailor: "ICEBERG AHEAD!"
Clay Davis "Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet"
and so it shall be that non-existence shall take us back from existence and that nameless spirituality shall return to Void like a tired child home from a very wild circus
So long bus driver Daz. See you in whatever is next maybe.
And so it is that we as people do not exist until we do and then it is that we play with our world of existent things and order and disorder them
11.03.2025 21:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's Crepemas Eve. I hope everyone has their pancake tree up and will be hanging their frying pans by the fire. Don't forget to leave out a drink of syrup for Panca Klaus and some sugar and lemon for his magic hedgehogs.
03.03.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Although there is a great big dollop of CGNAT between the interwebs and I
28.02.2025 18:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe not though my friend, maybe not... I smell a side project suitably entertaining to distract me from my actual work. I'm getting aromas of linux freeware with a hint of web frontend and a pinch of finally a use for that pointless raspberry pi cluster.
28.02.2025 18:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Self hosted perhaps?
28.02.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Come On Everyone, Let's Just Get Fucking Shitfaced And Have A Lovely Time It's 3:00PM
28.02.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Worries for another day
Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Down in Fraggle Rock.
DM me for the training montage ๐
23.02.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As it is important to care for oneself and to take time for self-improvement, I am pleased to report that I can now fit 2 walnuts and 3 hazelnuts (without shells) under my foreskin.
21.02.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you're pissing him off you must be doing something right.
15.02.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As I'm not American I don't know what the acronym DOGE stands for. In my head I read it as the Department Of Getting Even and as i understand it their role is basically as the brownshirts.
15.02.2025 14:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Yesterday, I dared to utter the phrase "I won't get a new phone when my contract runs out."
Today, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen.
Thought so...
28.01.2025 10:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The monks have taken a break from whatever it is they do (sodomy mostly) and produced this.
Although for our friends across the pond it should probably be renamed the non white/cis/hetero prayer
It's yours now.
27.01.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh yeah! We terrorist now.
27.01.2025 17:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
youtu.be/nMpYoz_c834?...
Discordians should stick apart, but we need to do it together.
No way! I must've played this at least twice
26.01.2025 11:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Elon "Definitely not a nazi" musk.
21.01.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trans rights are, in fact human rights. Pass it on.
21.01.2025 11:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Our #StopFundingHate Crowdfunder is now over 21% towards its target - a massive thankyou to everyone who's supported and shared so far! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stop-gb-ne...
20.01.2025 22:44 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not if you take photos of what happens.
16.01.2025 09:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A powerful one too. Save it for when you _REALLY_ mean it.
15.01.2025 12:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Neil Gaiman - May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit on your shoulders. You absolute bastard.
15.01.2025 12:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I made a dogs dinner of my work today. But then I remembered I'm an animal nutritionist so was really pleased.
08.01.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
